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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:17 pm

AhhDiddums wrote:Je suis parle francais en peu. Je mange merde. LOLZ.



C'est ne pas drole.
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Postby black bart on Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:48 pm

Qui...mais en effet...Il parle merde aussi

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Postby black bart on Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:37 am

Zankou 2.0 wrote:
AhhDiddums wrote:Je suis parle francais en peu. Je mange merde. LOLZ.



C'est ne pas drole.



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Ca n'est pas drole matey :wink:
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Re: drole

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:26 pm

black bart wrote:
Zankou 2.0 wrote:
AhhDiddums wrote:Je suis parle francais en peu. Je mange merde. LOLZ.



C'est ne pas drole.



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Ca n'est pas drole matey :wink:



Je n'ai jamais dit que j'étais à l'aise en français. J'ai utilisé un traducteur pour ceci.
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planque

Postby black bart on Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:12 am

Eh bien...c'est en bonne planque non?

(I've been learning French since the year dot and I'm still crap!)

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Postby TankReady on Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:16 am

moi, je parle francais en petit peu, mais il fait beaucoup de temp que je ne parle pas avec quelqun donc je ne me rappelle presque rien... j'ai passè un mois et demi l annèe derniere a Aix en Provence
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Postby don juan on Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:03 am

Et les françaises elles sont bonnes ?
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Postby black bart on Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:48 am

Qui...j'etais an vacance a La Dordogne il y a trois ans...c'etais tres sympa.
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:16 am

Bon derriere.

There, I said it.

I said that yesterday, and got some very questionable results, in fact.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:51 am

~NoodleDemon~ wrote:Bon derriere.

There, I said it.

I said that yesterday, and got some very questionable results, in fact.



Good behind?


That was terrible.


"Vous avez un gentil cul" translates directly as "You have a nice ass," but "cul" is usually offensive.

Derriere is usually the term for butt, so "Votre derriere est trés jolie" is "your behind is very pretty."

Use that.
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Postby black bart on Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:11 am

...and never ever say...

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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:34 pm

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Postby boghog on Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:53 am

Zankou 2.0 wrote:"Vous avez un gentil cul" translates directly as "You have a nice ass," but "cul" is usually offensive.

Which makes it even funnier that the dead end streets in Quebec have "Cul-de-Sac" signs on them. As far as I can tell, that'd be like putting up "Bag-Ass" signs in English-speaking areas.
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Postby Taidje Khan on Mon Mar 10, 2008 4:21 am

Excuse me, but would you mind speaking English?
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Postby boghog on Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:42 am

Taidje Khan wrote:Excuse me, but would you mind speaking English?


T'as pleusiers de fils de discussion anglais; ce fil est pour les discussions en francais.

(Ne pretez pas attention a l'anglais dans ma message derniere, s.v.p. :wink: )
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