Qustion: Playing with noodles (oral) a sacrilege

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Postby Abalone on Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:43 am

[quote="Pirate of Carbonara"]So i can bless all women with it?[/quote]You have not answered the question
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Postby Abalone on Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:18 am

[quote="Pirate of Carbonara"]The noodle was hard, it may could called el dente and the sauce was hot. not too hot. :-)[/quote]

First you must sign up and only then you may go forth and bless, but beware the dumplings, they are a false idol.
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Postby Abalone on Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:35 am

I too was a guest as recently as the top of this page but i have seen the Noodle and it is Good.
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Postby Abalone on Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:56 am

I am only touched by True Noodly Appendege
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Postby Abalone on Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:08 am

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Re: Qustion: Playing with noodles (oral) a sacrilege

Postby amenabletopasta on Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:16 pm

Pirate of Carbonara wrote:Last night my girlfriend was playing with my noodle, also oral.
Is it a sacrilege or is it allowed? I dont know what i can do?
Whats about the carbonara - dressing? Is it holy or can i wipe it of?
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T'is me opinion that He be pleased by Farfallatio, as well as Cannellonilingus.
Where we're from, the birds sing a pretty song, and there's always noodles in the air :fsm:
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