pieces o'nine wrote: Too many toime-wastin' ruffians skateboarding on the streets of Portsmouth (where be the PETA people when skates are bein' abused in this fashion, oi asks ye?).
Oi once did time in Portmouth prison fer trying to use a skate as me own personal transport. Once Oi got him onto dry land, he was completey good for nuthin'. He kept complainin that he couldn't breathe and wanted water all the time.
So I went and got a dolphin instead, 'cept he was just as hopeless, complainin bout gettin sunburnt and how he couldn't use his blow hole.
When the Arrr-S.P.C.A. arrested me, they told me that skates and dolphins were precious creatures, that only belonged in the hocean. And in future, Oi should just stick to ridin' on land creatures. The problem is, last time Oi tried ridin' on a guinea pig Oi nearly squashed him.