A Mini with a Pirate Fish -arrrr

[minicarma07]

Its mine and I be show'n the world my pirate fish.

[tanguerra]

Yaaar matey! Spread the gospel abroad to all them lubbers!

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

Yarr mini , nice job , did ye fashion that fish yerself ?

[minicarma07]

Yarr mini , nice job , did ye fashion that fish yerself ?

It was a birthday present from my wife. She got it from the FSM merchandise above.

[~NoodleDemon~]

Nice car, m8.

And with teh holy fish onboard, too...

[minicarma07]

FSM Merchandise need to add to it supersoft window stickers.

FSM
Pir8 Fish
and
MHNATY

[pirateanarchist]

thar be a mighty fine carriage! and displayin our colors! methinks to contact a flag maker to make a flag what bears the pirate fish for flying aboard me vessel!
yarr

[minicarma07]

I bet the place that makes the US flag and all the MINI flags could make a Pirate Fish Flag.

Check it out, pirate flags for the Mini ARRRRR

http://www.cooperflags.com/ProductDetail.cfm?ID=148

http://www.cooperflags.com/ProductDetail.cfm?ID=53

[black bart]

Arrrr, excellent matey...then all ye has to do is drive yer car dressed in Full Pirate Regalia.

I could rent out me Captain Cronan cardboard cutout:



Anyone need a Captain Cronan?

[Auntie Blackbeard]

Arrrr...I'll ave the none smokin version fer me front room!

[pieces o'nine]

I could rent out me Captain Cronan cardboard cutout:

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Anyone need a Captain Cronan?

Yarr, Black Bart, ye may be on ter sumfink there. Ye could market Captain Cronan cutouts as a piratical option in the car buddy market. Captain Cronan be more realistic-lookin, loike, and ye could even branch out to laminated versions wot would hold up on deck for new pirate wenches whose crewes are not yet battle-ready.

[black bart]

Cap'n Cronan carboard cutout - £5

Complete Pirate outfit - £85

Round of drinks - £15

Wenches queuing up to kiss him - PRICELESS!



Better get me printer fired up!

[tanguerra]

Har har matey! It could prove useful for wenches, who may be a might fearful of driving their carriage in unsavoury areas, to have one o' them in the seat beside em? Eh? Nothing like a Captain Cronan to strike fear into the heart of a would be miscreant. Yaaar!

(That be lot of silver to lay out fer pirate regalia. Why do ye not get yer cabin boy to make it fer ye? That way would cost little more than some bowls of gruel.)

[pieces o'nine]

That be a hexcellent suggestion, tanguerra, an one which can be taken further. Too many toime-wastin' ruffians skateboarding on the streets of Portsmouth (where be the PETA people when skates are bein' abused in this fashion, oi asks ye?). Put 'em to work in a Pirate Uniform Factory, oi says! If hit be good enuff for ovver garment manoofacturers, hit be good enuff fer us, too.

Clean up the streets of Portsmouth so a wench can get to the Benbow wivout hincident! Return the skates to the briny deep where they belongs! Create jobs fer the ruffians! (An wiv their trainin, they can branch out to the fancy-dress market for awards ceremonies an such.)

[DaveL]

Too many toime-wastin' ruffians skateboarding on the streets of Portsmouth (where be the PETA people when skates are bein' abused in this fashion, oi asks ye?).

YArrrrrr...

Oi once did time in Portmouth prison fer trying to use a skate as me own personal transport. Once Oi got him onto dry land, he was completey good for nuthin'. He kept complainin that he couldn't breathe and wanted water all the time.

So I went and got a dolphin instead, 'cept he was just as hopeless, complainin bout gettin sunburnt and how he couldn't use his blow hole.

When the Arrr-S.P.C.A. arrested me, they told me that skates and dolphins were precious creatures, that only belonged in the hocean. And in future, Oi should just stick to ridin' on land creatures. The problem is, last time Oi tried ridin' on a guinea pig Oi nearly squashed him.