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I assume the FSM is more tolerant of condoms than say, Catholicism.farfalla wrote:(condoms are your friend, boys and girls)
.....~NoodleDemon~ wrote:Have you ever had one of those days where everything seems to go wrong?
I mean, I lost 20 bucks betting on the Cardinals, and later got slapped by 3 girls. In a row. Jack Sparrow fashion, but it still hurt. My cheek, as well as my ego. Then I proceeded to sprain my toe and ankle after I mistook a tree stump for a soccer ball, and I went home covered in mud and thoroughly disgruntled, after my (ex) best friend stole my backpack.
Years ago, of course, but the memory still rankles.
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