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Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:37 am

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This should be printed at 300 pixels per inch resolution. I have a much larger version for people with really good printers. Mine unfortunately only does 300, 600, and 1200 pixels per inch and nothing in between or above, so I screwed myself over because after putting all the work into the card which was optimized for 1500 pixels per inch, I couldn't print it properly without resizing it. Furthermore my printer won't line up the front and back even though I tell it to print in the center of the page, so I wasted ink and two sheets of cardstock. Arrgh.

At any rate, you print this on cardstock at 300 pixels per inch so it's about the size of a credit card. Then you print your Jolly Roger on the opposite side (or if your printer is stupid and won't line it up, print it separately and use rubber cement, not other glues because those cause wrinkles), and put it in your wallet. ARRRGH!
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Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:16 pm

Verra nice. I grew up with the "I Am A Catholic Please Call A Priest" concept, I like this.


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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:22 pm

Aargh, as soon as I work out me printer, I'm a gonna print that out onna card and stick it in me wallet!
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Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:33 pm

If ye don't have a Jolly Roger, ye can put something else like the FSM creating Adam, o' course. Jolly Rogers are fun to make though! ARRGH!

If ye look to the left o' this post, there be me own Jolly Roger.
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Postby tanguerra on Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:45 am

Yaar! Mr Stuff! I likes it.
Aaarrrrgggh!

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Postby farfalla on Sun Feb 17, 2008 7:23 pm

thankee, Amighty D o S, have copied your AAARGH and it just might save me arse
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Sun Feb 17, 2008 7:36 pm

farfalla wrote:thankee, Amighty D o S, have pirated your AAARGH and it just might save me arse


I corrected it fer ye me dARRRlin' .
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Postby tanguerra on Sun Feb 17, 2008 9:34 pm

Yaaar! A bandana, an eye patch and a plate of spaghetti - these things would get a body out of most emergency sityations (possibly with the help of a swiss army knife, just in case).
Aaarrrrgggh!

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Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Feb 17, 2008 11:12 pm

That be a swiss arrrghmy knoife...
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Postby tanguerra on Sun Feb 17, 2008 11:19 pm

Yaaar, that be the very won. Sometimes me Tarrrhitian accent gets the better of some.

I use the little pointy jigger fer cleaning me teeth, as it be a mighty rare occasion when I need ter get something out of a horses hoof, as yer can perhaps imagine.
Aaarrrrgggh!

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Postby black bart on Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:49 am

Arrrrrr...I recommends ye Swiss Army Hook attachment wot ye can get off Aaaargh-Bay
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:04 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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Re: Registered pirate?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:03 pm

nef yoo snuked eh an stold yer yummy rum caek!


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Re: Registered pirate?

Postby TwistedSister on Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:16 am

:nefyoobash: :nefyoobash: :nefyoobash:
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