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Postby ken worley on Fri Feb 15, 2008 6:53 pm

Mad William Bonney wrote:...thee members love fresh meat . We pirates will appreciate your involvement in our little niche...


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Postby Rainswept on Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:48 pm

ken worley wrote: I'm notoriously perverted.


ken worley wrote:I once accidentally stapled a pencil-and-spoon-filled cowboy boot to my chin


ken worley wrote:So, believing as I do makes me "small-minded"


ken worley wrote:Spices.....I'd still hit that shit, dog.



ken worley wrote:So would you, if you knew how good sex with doggie biscuits feels
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Postby ken worley on Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:00 pm

Hey, that one quote makes me sound weird...


Lest the others here think I am feebleminded and off-kilter,
here it is in its entirety...

"I once accidentally stapled a pencil-and-spoon-filled cowboy boot to my chin in elementary school because I tripped over a football while running from a hurricane."
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:18 pm

ken worley wrote:"I once accidentally stapled a pencil-and-spoon-filled cowboy boot to my chin in elementary school because I tripped over a football while running from a hurricane."

I think that's good enough on it's own!

Was that serious?
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Postby ken worley on Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:42 pm

Does it not sound serious?....

I had to do a search of the terms of that one to find it...I could have sworn it was something I'd never seen before.

It was in one of the spam threads, everyone was trying to one-up each other regarding painful incidents...

I don't know how rain digs this stuff up.
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Postby Rainswept on Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:44 pm

:)
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:16 am

ken worley wrote:Does it not sound serious?....

I had to do a search of the terms of that one to find it...I could have sworn it was something I'd never seen before.

It was in one of the spam threads, everyone was trying to one-up each other regarding painful incidents...

I don't know how rain digs this stuff up.

Well, it could be serious. I've never experienced a hurricane before.

I think he gets that stuff by asking the aliens of their techniques.
Don your tin foil hat!
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Postby Rainswept on Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:44 am

ken worley wrote:I am feebleminded and off-kilter


Sometimes it's too easy.
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Postby black bart on Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:14 pm

Two can play at that game matey:

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When driving, I always feel nervous when My Penis hangs it's head out of the window
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Sat Feb 16, 2008 7:58 pm

I laughed out loud at that one
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Postby Rainswept on Sat Feb 16, 2008 11:59 pm

black bart wrote:Two can play at that game matey:

Rainswept wrote:

When driving, I always feel nervous when My Penis hangs it's head out of the window


That's not out of context. It says exactly what I wanted it to!
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Postby Rainswept on Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:25 am

lordpunkmonk wrote:I am just making a vegetable suit


lordpunkmonk wrote:Betelgeuse is a planet

(It's a star, lpm)

black bart wrote:let my tongue blister


black bart wrote:he's got lovely boobies


black bart wrote:I've never had a wench
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Postby PantyGnawer on Sun Feb 17, 2008 1:29 am

Rainswept wrote:Did you know research has found that Jesus in fact had a very large penis?


Rainswept wrote:I'd be 100% in support of space colonization. I agree that's the best solution to overpopulation if it can be made feasible. Undersea colonization will probable be a reality first.


Rainswept wrote:you can buy pretty much anything and slip it into someone's drink. Drugs, poison, flintstone vitamins, gasoline, whatever


Rainswept wrote:I won't read anything else you post until you fix that signature.


If you want to be taken seriously link your quotes bitches.

Also, Rainswept is screwed in the head.
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Postby Rainswept on Sun Feb 17, 2008 1:40 am

Linking takes too much time. Besides, it's fun to imagine people going "when the hell did I say that?"

It's insanely easy to do this quote game with ken worley and myself, since we each have a habit of saying random things that have no purpose other than to amuse us in that instant.

Course, I remember mine most of the time, unlike ken :wink:
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sun Feb 17, 2008 5:37 am

Rainswept wrote:I'm making a fort!


Rainswept wrote:Yes, I like to play it with ghosts.


Rainswept wrote:Jesus Christ was "Kinda sexy".


Rainswept wrote:my revolution of ballroom dancing attire.


Rainswept wrote:I was, but they kicked me out of the boyscouts for being[...]that brownie... .


Rainswept wrote:Nothing fancy like that for me, I get plain ole naked.
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