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HEY I NEED HELP

Postby KamMoore on Tue Feb 05, 2008 12:32 pm

My family thinks that FSM is stupid, this makes me very sad. Any advice?


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Postby Tronlet on Wed Feb 06, 2008 3:26 am

Tell them how it was started, and the important points it makes. (unless your family's for "equal teaching", in which case you're screwed)

Also, challenge them. :D Tell them that if they can find a single scrap of empirical evidence that His Noodly Appendages don't exist... so on.
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Postby KC Observer on Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:33 pm

Kam - if you really look into the "why" of how this (FSM) all was started, I don't know that thye will have the same opinion. They may (you can't convert 'em all) but at least you'll know that you've "shown them the light." We're not here to parody religion, we're here because we are against religious groups using "ID" to push their creationist agendas into the public school systems. Also, we're here to drink spriits (if you're of age), have some raucous, wild, boistrous, unruly, rioutous, rowdy, noisy fun while eating pasta with pirates and midgets! :D
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Postby KamMoore on Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:04 am

Thanks!!! :D



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Postby Moral Minority on Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:12 am

Mmm... midgets are sexy.
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Postby Clifford on Sun Feb 10, 2008 1:14 pm

Go KC Observer! Most renowned and thorough wise-arse! :mrgreen:

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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:34 pm

:worship: :worship: :fsm_float:

Also teh strippers.
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Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:04 pm

My mother does that too! "It's just some thing some guy posted on some website! Don't be stupid!"
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Postby The-evil-bucket on Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:55 pm

Ask them which they favor more, a holy Flying Spaghetti monster, or an invisible guy who's everywhere.

But remember, not everyone has to be converted.
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Postby Moral Minority on Sat Feb 16, 2008 10:44 am

My parents think the FSM is funny.
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Postby eterpage on Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:33 pm

well just show them the evidence. thier is near proof that pasta is real but i have seen nothing to suggest the invisable man is real...

except when this one guy robbed a bank and when he ran out he tripped(over the invisable man) and shot himself in the leg.

maybe they confused thier invisable man with a curb?
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Postby pirateanarchist on Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:44 pm

We don't think it is stupid, and remember, you have us. just explain what it is about and stay true to the piratey way and they may come around. whenever we get that Pirate Ship, we'll be sure to pick you up!
I live near Port Fourchon, which is a major ship port in the Gulf Of Mexico, I'll be easy to pick up.
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Postby Lord of Numa on Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:10 am

My mom saw the forums and now thinks it is anti-Christian. She mentioned it only once, but has left it alone. I think she is beginning to respect that my religious beliefs are my own.

Or she knows that I am an atheist and she knows how stubborn I am... and that with only 3 months left before I graduate and head off to college, there isn't anything she could do but damage our relationship.

Any of those (or none of those) could be correct.

Perhaps she just forgot.
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Re: HEY I NEED HELP

Postby BenDover on Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:39 pm

KamMoore wrote:My family thinks that FSM is stupid, this makes me very sad. Any advice?


:cry:


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I agree with the challenging them idea. Then only difference between Pastafarianism is that our god has a sense of humor.
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