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[ken worley]

...thee members love fresh meat . We pirates will appreciate your involvement in our little niche...

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[Rainswept]

I'm notoriously perverted.

I once accidentally stapled a pencil-and-spoon-filled cowboy boot to my chin

So, believing as I do makes me "small-minded"

Spices.....I'd still hit that shit, dog.

So would you, if you knew how good sex with doggie biscuits feels

[ken worley]

Hey, that one quote makes me sound weird...


Lest the others here think I am feebleminded and off-kilter,
here it is in its entirety...

"I once accidentally stapled a pencil-and-spoon-filled cowboy boot to my chin in elementary school because I tripped over a football while running from a hurricane."

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

"I once accidentally stapled a pencil-and-spoon-filled cowboy boot to my chin in elementary school because I tripped over a football while running from a hurricane."

I think that's good enough on it's own!

Was that serious?

[ken worley]

Does it not sound serious?....

I had to do a search of the terms of that one to find it...I could have sworn it was something I'd never seen before.

It was in one of the spam threads, everyone was trying to one-up each other regarding painful incidents...

I don't know how rain digs this stuff up.

[Rainswept]

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Does it not sound serious?....

I had to do a search of the terms of that one to find it...I could have sworn it was something I'd never seen before.

It was in one of the spam threads, everyone was trying to one-up each other regarding painful incidents...

I don't know how rain digs this stuff up.

Well, it could be serious. I've never experienced a hurricane before.

I think he gets that stuff by asking the aliens of their techniques.
Don your tin foil hat!

[Rainswept]

I am feebleminded and off-kilter

Sometimes it's too easy.

[black bart]

Two can play at that game matey:

Rainswept wrote:

When driving, I always feel nervous when My Penis hangs it's head out of the window

[lordpunkmonk]

I laughed out loud at that one

[Rainswept]

Two can play at that game matey:

Rainswept wrote:

When driving, I always feel nervous when My Penis hangs it's head out of the window

That's not out of context. It says exactly what I wanted it to!

[Rainswept]

I am just making a vegetable suit

Betelgeuse is a planet

(It's a star, lpm)

let my tongue blister

he's got lovely boobies

I've never had a wench

[PantyGnawer]

Did you know research has found that Jesus in fact had a very large penis?

I'd be 100% in support of space colonization. I agree that's the best solution to overpopulation if it can be made feasible. Undersea colonization will probable be a reality first.

you can buy pretty much anything and slip it into someone's drink. Drugs, poison, flintstone vitamins, gasoline, whatever

I won't read anything else you post until you fix that signature.

If you want to be taken seriously link your quotes bitches.

Also, Rainswept is screwed in the head.

[Rainswept]

Linking takes too much time. Besides, it's fun to imagine people going "when the hell did I say that?"

It's insanely easy to do this quote game with ken worley and myself, since we each have a habit of saying random things that have no purpose other than to amuse us in that instant.

Course, I remember mine most of the time, unlike ken

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

I'm making a fort!

Yes, I like to play it with ghosts.

Jesus Christ was "Kinda sexy".

my revolution of ballroom dancing attire.

I was, but they kicked me out of the boyscouts for being[...]that brownie... .

Nothing fancy like that for me, I get plain ole naked.