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Mad Willyum Bonney
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:33 am

57. WhARRe did I put me gull friend ?
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Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:26 pm

58. What be the best way to outpost CE?


I kinda miss FSB; I always read his posts in YouTube's "A dramatic reading of (x)" style during my lurking days. meh. Others read tabloids for giggles. Same difference.
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Mad Willyum Bonney
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:38 pm

I never got a chance to be juvenile with him , was he banned or did he just bug out , trolls in venganza are a laugh riot , technically FSB wasn't a true troll , he's quite young and a tad over enthusiastic . ARRRRGH ! Posting for FSB ! ....ILB , now there be a troll .
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Postby DaveL » Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:09 pm

YArrrr...

He won the prize for the most whiney-clueless-annoying git ever to stick his head in our pirate forum. We had to make him walk the plank. The ship wasn't runnin too smoothly with FSB on deck.

He got canned when posted personal advice back into the main forum...for harrasing other pirates about when to post...for trying to start his own continuous salty tale using the characters from the other salty tale...puff, puff...(Ok yes there's more)...for spamming in large green caps...for getting upset that he couldn't understand the humour of other pirates...(puff, puff)...Need I go on.

YArrrr, just his spellin' was bad enough.

ILB was just here to Modbait and he got cutlassed for his contempt.
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Postby tanguerra » Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:28 am

Gaze into this portal laddie (Continuous Salty Tale pp 98-99) and ye will see the crescendo and climax of the whole sorry tale!
http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1845&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=1455

If ye are fond of reading about the adventures of dancing skeletons, green potatoes, variously spelt lepercorns, and so forth, ye can go back a few pages and feast yerself.

59. FSB, what were ye thinkin' lad?
Aaarrrrgggh!

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:48 am

Hmm, it seems that I was only jus' startin' out as a pirate there. Mebbe that was the period when oi wuz movin' houses and din't 'ave innernet for a few munfs.

EDIT: I did me research an' 'ave found that oi joined a few days after FSB's dismissal, which wus 01 Oct, 2007. Oi joined on 12 Oct, 2007.
Weird. I would've sworn that oi joined in September.

60. FSB, what were yer drinkin', lad?
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Mad Willyum Bonney
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:56 am

Well , I just read that mess FSB contributed , bad form indeed .
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Postby tanguerra » Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:00 am

Yaaar! and poorly spelled. Why he had the temerity to correct my grammar once and all. I advised him ter stow his advice prompt-like, ye can imagine!

61: FSB, did ye enjoy a spelling bee when ye were a wee urchin in school?
62: Is Henglish yer first langwage?
Aaarrrrgggh!

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Postby black bart » Mon Feb 18, 2008 6:19 am

It was the personal messages that got me. Normally I enjoy getting a personal message, but his were crazy. He used to send me messages saying things like: 'Why haven't you responded to my entry in the Salty Tale...come on get on with it,' and 'I've started a story which I want you to help with.'

I liked the Dancing Black Skeletons and the talking potato though.
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Postby anthrobabe » Thu Feb 21, 2008 2:55 pm

Hello Everyone!

I be findin meself short o cash lately so oil be takin ye's for a ride to the ARGH T M now so's I can get's on wif me life

seeeeeee I am too a modern pirate- I know about ATM's and everything

THREAD JACK!!!!!!! :roll:

and when the little darlin corrected Tangies spelling well I thought she was going to run 'im through and through
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Postby tanguerra » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:18 pm

Yaaar! I'd a done so Gert, but I did not want to sully me blade with such puling whippersnapper blood. Besides, I were in a good mood that day.

63. Do ye get threatened with virtual physical violence a lot matey?
Aaarrrrgggh!

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Postby DaveL » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:53 pm

64. Do you like Pirate Moderators? Do you like them lots? Really?
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Postby anthrobabe » Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:56 am

65. do you prefer your moldy bread and stale water in a bowl- as to softent the bread. Or the water in a cup and the bread on a plate so's ye kin feel spechul.


Cap't Tanguerra I sees we both be Lords of Linguini now-- I thinks we needs to rebel about that Lord's stuff-- like only blokes can be in charge or something!
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Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...

www.gorillafund.org



I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!



I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."

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Postby tanguerra » Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:00 am

Yaaar Gertie! That Women's Lib has not been invented yet. I'll take the Lord title, why not! Do ye think it comes with a seat in the House of Lords? Do ye think they would have a lot of silverware and the like in such a house? I expect there would be all manner of valuables meself.

66. FSB did ye aspire to rise beyond the rank of Cabin Boy? If so, do ye think yer approach was the most tactical one (in hindsight and all)?
Aaarrrrgggh!

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:39 pm

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Carry on...
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