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Postby EffrafaxOfWug on Tue Feb 05, 2008 7:20 am

I'm going to need some help on this... How about business cards declaring the holdr a pirate/pasterfarian?
I made these quick:
http://www.box.net/shared/0idwykeuc0 CHANGES ACCEPTED!
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:pirate_fish: :pirate_fish: :pirate_fish: :pirate_fish: :pirate_fish: [/b]
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Postby black bart on Tue Feb 05, 2008 9:48 am

Arrrr...I've already got one o them...me crew gave it to me the other day...it be a strange design though, a small piece of parchment wiv a big black spot on it!
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Tue Feb 05, 2008 10:52 pm

aarrrr that be mutiny not a business card AARRR
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:05 pm

OHHHhhhHHHH! ME DEARIES! All of you makesuch loverly drawrings !
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Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:27 am

Arrgh, what the rotini is a PUB file?

Good idea, at any rate.
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Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:39 am

MicroSuck Publisher.

Me computer won't open, place, or convert this format, so oi'll taker yer word that it's luvverly.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:03 am

pieces o'nine wrote:MegaShit Publisher.

Fix'd.

Yarr, that be a great busyness card. If'n oi could read, i'd spread some of me own.
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Postby russianfool20825 on Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:58 am

Here is for all yee landlubbers that don't have publisher. And if you want me to remove the pictures, please PM me and say so, I'm just trying to do a good thing. :)

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg28 ... Back-1.jpg

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg28 ... ront-1.jpg
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Postby tanguerra on Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:00 am

Tanguerra needs no introduction matey!
Aaarrrrgggh!

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Postby black bart on Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:03 am

Arrrrrr...ye don't look loik ye've put on any weight since we last cast our un-patched peepers on ye.
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Postby tanguerra on Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:03 pm

Thank ee Captain Bart. I keeps meself trim with my specially designed fitness regime. Great Scott, the head galley slave, designed it for me.

Here he is in action:.Image

First I chase the crew up and down the rigging with a dirk, a few laps around the ship after that, then Sanchez brings me a light breakfast of mangoes and a nice weevil topping ... then it's an hour of aerobic hula dancing.
Aaarrrrgggh!

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Postby black bart on Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:24 am

Arrrrgh...The blaggard's got nowhere to hide his weapon!

Typical bloody Austrian, can't resist a Heil Hitler
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Postby DaveL on Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:51 am

He looks nuthin like an Aussie :D
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Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:34 am

Yarrrgh!

Oi've quick-loike put on me spare oipatch so's me ois don' start bleedin. Oi kent see nuffink, but it be werth it. Tell me wen we be on a new page an it be safe to look again...



Pirate Script:
Arrrrgh...The blaggard's got nowhere to hide his weapon!

That's coz he aint glad ter see yer, or enyone else, fer that matter. Oi av 'eard sorrowful rumors about wot appens ter men wot hinjecks themselves wif steroids an lifts weights. Based hentirely on this pikchur, oi sees it be true wot they say. Now oi be puttin bof me oipatches back on!
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Postby anthrobabe on Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:16 pm

pieces o'nine wrote:Yarrrgh!

Oi've quick-loike put on me spare oipatch so's me ois don' start bleedin. Oi kent see nuffink, but it be werth it. Tell me wen we be on a new page an it be safe to look again...



Pirate Script:
Arrrrgh...The blaggard's got nowhere to hide his weapon!

That's coz he aint glad ter see yer, or enyone else, fer that matter. Oi av 'eard sorrowful rumors about wot appens ter men wot hinjecks themselves wif steroids an lifts weights. Based hentirely on this pikchur, oi sees it be true wot they say. Now oi be puttin bof me oipatches back on!



and that is the winner post script of the year to old Po9!
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