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What WellKnown SongTitle BestDescribes TPAY's Last Sex-Exper

Postby ken worley » Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:56 pm

Easy enough...

Pick a movie, book, or tv show title which most accurately sums up your current state of romantic affairs.
(Slamming each other with denigrating titles is also strongly encouraged.)


I'll begin.

Home Alone.Image
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Postby lordpunkmonk » Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:59 pm

man in the iron mask
--LPM lord of the apocalypse
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Postby Capellini » Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:42 pm

Armageddon
True terror lies in the futility of human existence.

Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.

"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill

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Postby PantyGnawer » Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:58 pm

Capellini wrote:Armageddon


Thats what I always expected romance with Cap to be like!

Likely worth the burns though!


Still thinking of mine.

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Postby PantyGnawer » Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:11 pm

Okay, I've got it!


My Left Foot

Except, substitute "foot" for "hand".

Wait! I use my right hand for that (though I am ambidextrous).

Okay, my revised title:

My (anything warm that happens to brush up against my crotch)


Wait? Is that even a movie title? I've gotten off topic.

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:49 am

Ken Worley - Placid Lake (Full of crocodiles)
Earthrise - 1984 (the last time)
PG - Spaceballs
Black Bart - Black Sheep
Moral Minority - 28 Weeks Later
Cap'n Turtlehead - kNight Rider
(seriously, probably something like Home Alone)
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Postby Moral Minority » Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:14 am

My love life can be described by 'I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry.'

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:22 am

Moral Minority wrote:My love life can be described by 'I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry.'

Fitting.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Sheep

Postby black bart » Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:38 am

Cap'n Turtlehead wrote:Black Bart - Black Sheep


Yep...I'll take that...time for another trip up The Black Mountains with my wellies.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: Sheep

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:48 am

black bart wrote:
Cap'n Turtlehead wrote:Black Bart - Black Sheep


Yep...I'll take that...time for another trip up The Black Mountains with my wellies.

Heh. I don't suppose you've seen that movie?
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Postby Rainswept » Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:10 am

I'm gonna go with...

50 First Dates.

Finding women isn't the problem, it's finding one quality woman.
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Re: Sheep

Postby black bart » Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:25 am

Cap'n Turtlehead wrote:
black bart wrote:
Cap'n Turtlehead wrote:Black Bart - Black Sheep


Yep...I'll take that...time for another trip up The Black Mountains with my wellies.

Heh. I don't suppose you've seen that movie?


No...enlighten me. Is it about sheep?
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:43 am

A Fist Full of Dollars
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence

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Postby ken worley » Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:52 am

Capellini wrote:Armageddon




...Perhaps you should provide your own bus fare.




Moral Minority...Any Which Way but Loose(including orangutan...)

Black Bart...Outbreak

Earthrise...Sybil

E.Raser...Nell

Farfalla...Waterworld

Qwerty...I Spit On Your Grave(it's always the quiet ones, no?)
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Orangutan

Postby black bart » Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:52 am

ken worley wrote:
Capellini wrote:Armageddon



...Perhaps you should provide your own bus fare.


Moral Minority...Any Which Way but Loose(including orangutan...)



Harr harr harr! Good One!

Think of the offspring though! Ginger Monsters!
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