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Postby anthrobabe on Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:15 pm

31: where are me socks

32: are socks a good topic for salty tales

33: do you put actual salt on a salty tail

43: Dave L can not count

fourty fore: Saucy Gert can not spell
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Postby black bart on Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:55 am

45: Where ave all the bleedin pirates gone?
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby DaveL on Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:57 am

46. Where have all the Pirates with dressed wounds gone?
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Feb 05, 2008 6:02 am

47. Whoi dew they call you firecrotch?
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Postby tanguerra on Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:51 pm

48. Do ye think Captain Dave L should sue the Disney Corporation (or whoever is responsible) in view of Robert De Niro's recent turn in 'Stardust' as a cross dressing pirate, fond of wearing pink frocks? If ye have not seen it Captain Dave, spare yourself! Clearly a cruel and blatant parody of yer good piratical self for the foul ends of them Hollywood goblins.
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:16 pm

49. Now wARR did I poit me gloss ?
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Postby tanguerra on Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:42 am

50. Have ye checked in yer handbag, Auntie?
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Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:17 am

Auntie don' carry a handbag, cos ye can't get much inside a hand.

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de Niro

Postby black bart on Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:20 am

tanguerra wrote:48. Do ye think Captain Dave L should sue the Disney Corporation (or whoever is responsible) in view of Robert De Niro's recent turn in 'Stardust' as a cross dressing pirate, fond of wearing pink frocks? If ye have not seen it Captain Dave, spare yourself! Clearly a cruel and blatant parody of yer good piratical self for the foul ends of them Hollywood goblins.


Arrrrgh...I never thought Dave would be compared with Robert de Niro!

Did he look good in the dress?
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Postby DaveL on Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:40 am

YArrrr...

Neither would I, although that sporen looks way too small for my tastes. :D

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Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:23 am

tanguerra wrote:50. Have ye checked in yer handbag, Auntie?


51. Now...whARR did Oi put me hanbag ?
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Re: de Niro

Postby tanguerra on Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:25 am

black bart wrote:
tanguerra wrote:48. Do ye think Captain Dave L should sue the Disney Corporation (or whoever is responsible) in view of Robert De Niro's recent turn in 'Stardust' as a cross dressing pirate, fond of wearing pink frocks? If ye have not seen it Captain Dave, spare yourself! Clearly a cruel and blatant parody of yer good piratical self for the foul ends of them Hollywood goblins.


Arrrrgh...I never thought Dave would be compared with Robert de Niro!

Did he look good in the dress?


Awwwwwrrrrrrrrfulll!
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Postby anthrobabe on Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:04 pm

Davel L
Robert DeNiro

new movie commin out

Dumb and Dumber o The Spanish Main!
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Postby DaveL on Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:31 pm

YArrrr..

52. Can yer please hexplain the following rant in 9 point size or less.

i think one should be able to read the salty tale alone and still know who all the carators are. i dont feel ayone should have to go looking in anoother thread to find info on carators that are in the salty tail. if the salty tail was ever to come to an end ad was published then people would be lost on who big brenda is. dont you agree?

53. What's a Salty Tail?

54. What's sort of dinosaur is a carator, is it like a raptor? Or is it a prehistoric carrot?

55. Since when has a Continuous Salty Tale come to an end? Isn't it by nature 'continuous', which would negate using the term 'The Finite Salty Tale?'
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Postby tanguerra on Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:32 am

56. What are yer future career aspirations, youngun?

a) Ministerial policy advisor?
b) Political speech writer?
c) TV sports commentator?
d) High School English teacher?
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