The Cutlass Hotel

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The Cutlass Hotel

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:07 am

Aargh, me hearties. Come an' take a holiday at the new floatin' hotel!
Just provide yer name, the name of yer ship and whatever detail ye need to divulge an' take a key!

**Who you sleep with is entoirely up to you**

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Ship:The Full as a Boot
Meanin'less detail: Oi does prefer a snifter o' brandy over rum, when oi duz can get it. Oi played the rock in me pre-school play, "A Rock an' Me".
Oi ran over an ol' lady whoiles she was doin' her swimmin' lessons.
Oi discovered the secret ingrdient of coca cola! Jamaican sperm.
Oi'll take me key an' be on me way then!
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Spa

Postby black bart » Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:22 am

Arrrrrrr tis a luxury liner an no doubt...where be the spa?

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The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby The Black Spot » Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:06 am

Arrrr... I knows that hotel. They say that room 1708 be haunted by a terrible evil, an' no-one be allowed to stay in it.

One night, a tramp sneaked into the hotel an' broke into 1708 to bed down fer the night. The next mornin' they found the tramp smeared all over the walls an' ceiling. Even the ship's surgeon threw up when 'ee saw it.

It were the tramp's fault anyway. The stupid smelly git shouldn't 'ave broken into the room where I were sleepin' off a night on the grog.

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:11 am

Aargh! The spa is bein' above the boiler!
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Boiler

Postby black bart » Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:50 am

Arrrgh...The Boiler...it weren't plumbed in by Bustlin Brian were it?
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:52 am

Woodent ye loike te know.

EDIT: Note to all patrons: The Fish Head restaurant has just bin' opened. Thy menu is as follows:
~Foodstuffs~
Rat onna stick: $4.50
Fruit With Citrus In: 60c a piece
Rat Pie: $22.50 (plus PST ((Pirate Service Tax)))
Blancmange: $3.00

~Drinkables~
Rum: 30c (pint) $3.00 (barrel)
Pina Colada: $1.00
Non-Alcoholics: Free, coz' nobody'll drink it anyways.

Please add your suggestions, and they'll be rejected.
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Postby DaveL » Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:41 am

Name: Capn DaveL
Ship: The Arghhh 9000 LSE (Luxury Sports Edition)
Meaningless detail: Portsmouth Harbour Authority have stopped booking me for speeding once me donations kicked in
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Re: Boiler

Postby The Black Spot » Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:48 am

black bart wrote:Arrrgh...The Boiler...it weren't plumbed in by Bustlin Brian were it?


Strange ye should mention that. When they went t' scrub the tramp off the walls o' room 1708, they sent fer some hot water.

They lit the boiler, an' it exploded. Smeared three chambermaids all over the walls to go wi' the tramp.

Nuffin good e'er came out o' room 1708, I tells ye.

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Re: Boiler

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:10 am

The Black Spot wrote:
black bart wrote:Arrrgh...The Boiler...it weren't plumbed in by Bustlin Brian were it?


Strange ye should mention that. When they went t' scrub the tramp off the walls o' room 1708, they sent fer some hot water.

They lit the boiler, an' it exploded. Smeared three chambermaids all over the walls to go wi' the tramp.

Nuffin good e'er came out o' room 1708, I tells ye.

'Cept for the luverly meal they provided to the patrons of the restaurant...oi'll stop infringin' meself noo.
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Postby PantyGnawer » Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:05 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum

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Re: The Cutlass Hotel

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:03 pm

nef yoo snuked eh an stold yer yummy rum caek!


fank ye yer welkum
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Re: The Cutlass Hotel

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:47 pm

Ware did this tred kum frum?
O'er a yeer olde an oi nefer noticed et .
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