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Postby lordpunkmonk on Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:38 pm

farfalla wrote:this is really hard
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Postby black bart on Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:24 am

Dave L wrote:

I personally have a bucket load of problems to share with yers, bein' as disturbed as I am.
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Postby Rainswept on Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:29 am

black bart wrote:American Gladiators, my ass they're foxxy.


black bart wrote:I had crabs once
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crabs

Postby black bart on Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:35 am

How does he do that?

I can't remember saying anything about crabs!
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Postby Rainswept on Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:31 pm

Here bart. About 8 posts down.
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Fri Feb 08, 2008 5:45 pm

I suddenly feel afraid
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Postby Rainswept on Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:40 pm

lordpunkmonk wrote:my mom created greenpeace


lordpunkmonk wrote:why dont I just eat everyone


lordpunkmonk wrote:it is old and no longer making money anyways
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:51 pm

rainswept said
Dress her up like an alter boy.
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Postby Rainswept on Sun Feb 10, 2008 9:00 am

farfalla wrote:that old thweet thong makes my heart thwab.


Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:No, I just prefer bi.


Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Oh, and you'll love my nuts.


black bart wrote:I do love a wench with a Red Beard!


Cryofdragon wrote:I have a major hot dog...in my pants.


ken worley wrote: I only know it is there by the smell.
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:33 am

farfalla wrote:once again you make it... "hard"
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Postby ken worley on Sun Feb 10, 2008 12:57 pm

An unnecessarily repetitive Miss Capellini wrote:....lickety split.....lickety split. Bite me.
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:46 pm

EarthRise wrote:I bet there are massive yeast caverns down there...


EarthRise wrote:A good man, that many did not quite comprehend.


St John the Blasphemist wrote:Well I saw the emo farm movie
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Postby ken worley on Sun Feb 10, 2008 5:42 pm

earthrise (with fear and loathing) wrote:.... Certainly, if twenty whales were flying around your kitchen at one point in time, putting out flypaper is not needless killing....
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too hungry for dinner at 8

Postby black bart on Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:16 am

Rainswept proposed:

bart. About 8


Arrr matey...I didn't know you cared! I'll bring the grog.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:12 am

The ever gentlemanly Black Bart wrote wrote:Take that yer filthy slut wench


Then the equally gentlemanly NoodleDemon replied with wrote:Trust me, the friction is killer!


An ever knowing Mad Will replied:
Mad Willyum wrote:An she nicked me pills to boot!
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Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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