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Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:05 pm

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Feb 05, 2008 12:20 am

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Postby Rainswept on Tue Feb 05, 2008 2:57 am

ken worley wrote: I creep on cat's feet into the bedchambers of pretty girls at night, silently snuggle with them till just before dawn, then sneak back out, undiscovered, in a set black silk Armani pajamas
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Postby ken worley on Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:35 am

I seriously do not remember ever typing those words, in any context, ever....


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Postby black bart on Tue Feb 05, 2008 6:05 am

Sorry matey...but it must be yer memory playin tricks...we've got yer on camera just before a mission:

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Feb 05, 2008 6:20 am

pieces o'nine wrote:farfalla
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If I may inquire, where did you find that quote? I wish to make a few minor changes. It's a lumberjack, for FSM's sake!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Postby Rainswept on Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:40 am

ken worley wrote:I seriously do not remember ever typing those words, in any context, ever....


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hehe. but you did

just like...

ken worley wrote:merely biting the heads off isn't enough, If the heads are not swallowed, digested and, er, further dealt with, they can simply be moistened, and reattached.
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:59 am

Rainswept, black bart, & Cap'n Turtlehead wrote:Desire exists. It is... It is... It is... Ayn Rand just before a mission. It's a lumberjack, for FSM's sake!
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Postby Capellini on Tue Feb 05, 2008 4:12 pm

KenWorley wrote:a night of satan-worship with "mr. monkey-raper" is irresistable
True terror lies in the futility of human existence.

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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:56 pm

Rainswept wrote:
ken worley wrote:I seriously do not remember ever typing those words, in any context, ever....


:?


hehe. but you did

just like...

ken worley wrote:merely biting the heads off isn't enough, If the heads are not swallowed, digested and, er, further dealt with, they can simply be moistened, and reattached.


I believe we have not yet covered quoting out of the context of reality...
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Postby Rainswept on Tue Feb 05, 2008 11:30 pm

Those are actual ken worley quotes damnit! I wandered through "TPBM" thread finding them!
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strain

Postby black bart on Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:38 am

Rainswept Wrote:

Those are actual ken worley quotes damnit! I wandered through "TPBM" thread finding them!


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Postby black bart on Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:41 am

Ken Worley wrote:

...sometimes i wish i was a horse...
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Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:16 pm

ken worley wrote:I wish it all was longer...(which is an actual translation of one of the girl's lines.)
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Postby Rainswept on Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:59 pm

ken worley wrote:Slept once in the arizona desert, with mouth open, and accidentally swallowed a tumbleweed.
Woke up the next morning with a scratchy throat, and a burning thirst.
Passed the tumbleweed, intact, two days later.
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