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ken worley wrote:The rule is,
"Leaves of three, let it be..."
"Leaves of four, run home, press it in a diary, then put some pink ribbons in your hair, skip over to your boyfriend's house, and spend the next three hours tongue-kissing him."
Andy wrote:you'd be hard pushed to find anybody who isn't going to hell according to the bible lol
By the power invested in me by tabloid-reading imbeciles, I name you a pedo-dog!
lordpunkmonk wrote:for he tried to convert me told me I was going to hell
lordpunkmonk wrote:I used to be friends with this kid for a while and one day he asked what religion I have (this was just before I was touched by his noodly appendage) I replied "I don't have one I am atheist" he said "oh realy I am mormon" and I thought to myself "oh crap I am so friggin' screwed" as it turns out, I was correct in my prediction that I was screwed for he tried to convert me told me I was going to hell said that I hated him because of his religion (this however was not true) and kept bugging me about it and it eventualy led us to be no longer friends. right now I am trying to figure out wether I should go up to him and say that I had found god and say that he was wright in saying I would be happier with one only to elaborate that I worshiped a flying spaghetti monster please help
KamMoore wrote:Well think about this. Did the millions of people that lived before Jesus go to hell. What happened to those people.
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