How to pray to our noodly master

[pirate4pasta]

After reading the Gospel I noted no proper way to pray to our noodly master, might I sugjest.
Our Monster whom manages the stripper factory, Noodly is thy name. Thy pasta come, thy sauce be done, on Earth as it is in the beer volcano.
Give us this day our daily grog, and forgive us our eight “I’d really rather you didn’tsâ€￾
As we forgive those who do the didn’ts to us.

(I’m new here so I don’t know if any one has already come up with something like this.)

[EarthRise]

No worries. Prayer is done however you wish, permitted it follows the Eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts.

If you really want to pray hardcore, eat some pasta and drink beer. But He understands if you don't.

[JaxieArggh]

I try to go to Olive garden every friday.

And eat some spaghetti in his name.

[rocker_pirate_chick]

so long as you do not forget thy noodly master in you day to day activities, and mind thy holy day every friday, He shall not be angry.

also, I believe holiday is to start very soon! we must all go and get grog!
I must find me a manly man pirate!

[Alaxe]

Is there also something you should say before you have dinner? I'd like to know.

[Pirate Terramort]

"Arrrrgh matey!" That is all that is required before a normal meal. However, I put extra emphasis into it when the meal be Pasta.

[TheWikidFool]

I try to go to Olive garden every friday.

And eat some spaghetti in his name.

i also eat at olive garden nearly every friday RAMEN BROTHER!

[Elwood J. Blues]

I like to eat at Johnny Carino's on fridays, their meat balls are enormus. Does it matter what kind of pasta it is, angel hair or bowtie?

[The-evil-bucket]

Loudly and in Pirate Speak, while wearing full pirate regalia.

[Moral Minority]

Monster that art in heaven. Hallowed be thy name. May it be your will on Earth as it is near the volcanoes. Give us our hard earned pasta, lead us not into veganism and deliver us from cheap American lager.

[lari]

Will the Noodly Lord be angry if I don't like beer?
Can I praise Him with some liqueur or wine?
And, of course, some pasta!

[Patasfarian Wolf]

Me wench makes a' all day tomato sauce ev'y Friday, and then t' whole crew gathers round for Spaghetti and meatballs (fake one's they be from trader joe's, but tasty they is!)



RAmen!

[waldo]

Right before meals:

FSM is good
FSM is great
thank you for this food.
Amen

[Andrey Kurtenkov]

Will the Noodly Lord be angry if I don't like beer?

The substantial thing is the soul of the beer - it is released when there is movement and oscillation and vibration - this can only be achieved by dumping the beer into a digestive tract - everyone must find the proper combination to achieve pastafarian mind.