How to pray to our noodly master

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How to pray to our noodly master

Postby pirate4pasta on Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:20 pm

After reading the Gospel I noted no proper way to pray to our noodly master, might I sugjest.
Our Monster whom manages the stripper factory, Noodly is thy name. Thy pasta come, thy sauce be done, on Earth as it is in the beer volcano.
Give us this day our daily grog, and forgive us our eight “I’d really rather you didn’tsâ€￾
As we forgive those who do the didn’ts to us.

(I’m new here so I don’t know if any one has already come up with something like this.)
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Postby EarthRise on Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:57 pm

No worries. Prayer is done however you wish, permitted it follows the Eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts.

If you really want to pray hardcore, eat some pasta and drink beer. But He understands if you don't.
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Postby JaxieArggh on Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:55 am

I try to go to Olive garden every friday.

And eat some spaghetti in his name.

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Postby rocker_pirate_chick on Sun Dec 02, 2007 8:46 am

so long as you do not forget thy noodly master in you day to day activities, and mind thy holy day every friday, He shall not be angry.

also, I believe holiday is to start very soon! we must all go and get grog!
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Postby Alaxe on Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:09 am

Is there also something you should say before you have dinner? I'd like to know.
May you all be blessed by His Noodly Appendage.


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Postby Pirate Terramort on Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:39 am

"Arrrrgh matey!" That is all that is required before a normal meal. However, I put extra emphasis into it when the meal be Pasta.
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Postby TheWikidFool on Sat Feb 02, 2008 11:47 am

JaxieArggh wrote:I try to go to Olive garden every friday.

And eat some spaghetti in his name.


i also eat at olive garden nearly every friday RAMEN BROTHER!
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Postby Elwood J. Blues on Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:02 pm

I like to eat at Johnny Carino's on fridays, their meat balls are enormus. Does it matter what kind of pasta it is, angel hair or bowtie?
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Postby The-evil-bucket on Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:39 pm

Loudly and in Pirate Speak, while wearing full pirate regalia.
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Postby Moral Minority on Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:11 am

Monster that art in heaven. Hallowed be thy name. May it be your will on Earth as it is near the volcanoes. Give us our hard earned pasta, lead us not into veganism and deliver us from cheap American lager.
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Re: How to pray to our noodly master

Postby lari on Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:47 pm

Will the Noodly Lord be angry if I don't like beer?
Can I praise Him with some liqueur or wine?
And, of course, some pasta!
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Re: How to pray to our noodly master

Postby Patasfarian Wolf on Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:17 am

Me wench makes a' all day tomato sauce ev'y Friday, and then t' whole crew gathers round for Spaghetti and meatballs (fake one's they be from trader joe's, but tasty they is!)

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Re: How to pray to our noodly master

Postby waldo on Sat Sep 27, 2008 3:55 pm

Right before meals:

FSM is good
FSM is great
thank you for this food.
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The important is the spirit of the beer

Postby Andrey Kurtenkov on Sun Sep 28, 2008 2:42 am

lari wrote:Will the Noodly Lord be angry if I don't like beer?
The substantial thing is the soul of the beer - it is released when there is movement and oscillation and vibration - this can only be achieved by dumping the beer into a digestive tract - everyone must find the proper combination to achieve pastafarian mind.
En mateno de hela ero, per la forĉo de espero, venas viglaj pastafaroj, vere fluganta gefratoj.
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Kaj la bona pastafaro post la malfermita pordo, trovos la eternan vivon en pastafara paradizo!
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