Has anyone heard of the "The Person Below Me" game? Ok, it goes like this:
A person starts off with a statement, and the next corrects it then adds another statement about the 'person below them'.
For instance, I would say, "The person below me wants to throw little bits of corn at midgets while they dance in the middle of a busy street."
And then someone else would say something like, "Nope, I throw little midgets at corn that is dancing in the middle of a busy street.
Whenever I see corn dancing, that is.
And then they would say the person below me soothing... Like this.
"The person below me eats the free magazines that you get on the airplane."
Ok, got it?
The person below me cuts his meat with a toothpick.
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."