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Arrr, I be a pirate!

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Monkey

Postby black bart » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:00 pm

Here's another monkey puzzling image:

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Postby ChowMein » Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:05 am

DaveL wrote:YArrrr...

There's a caption in here somewhere, but Oi leave it to your saucy imaginations

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Postby DaveL » Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:09 am

YArrrr..

Oi don't know who that monkey was lookin at, but I hope she comes to Portsmouth.
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:02 am

Ye be developin an unhealthy hobsession wiv monkeys...

nothin to do wiv yer crew is it?

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Postby Clifford » Sun Feb 03, 2008 1:52 pm

When you spend years at sea with powder monkeys ye may be a-changin yer ways ...
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Powder

Postby black bart » Mon Feb 04, 2008 7:57 am

Arrrr...so ye needs a Powder Monkey ta prop up yer barrel matey?

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Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:11 pm

OOOOOOOOHH ! ALL of YuO have LUVERly ! Cannons....Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........

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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ » Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:26 pm

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Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:47 am

Lads, there's no hope for it. Oi must now give ye...Cap'n Pachelbel's Cannon.

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Postby tanguerra » Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:36 pm

AAAArgh!!! Pun alert! Summon the ninjas!

Personally, I do like that 1812 Overture by that Russian chappie. Twere always the only piece of music I find stimulatin'. My dear 'usband took me to see that on our first date and by the time it came to the final crescendo, I knew he were the right fella fer me. Shame the marriage only lasted two months before the call of the sea became too strong.

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Aaarrrrgggh!

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Postby DaveL » Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:21 pm

YArrrrr...

Here is some interesting spam I received in me home email.

Nice to see that spammers really do think of us Pirates. Very considerate of them, as I have considering upgrading me galleon with some new guns.

Date: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 15:43:44 +0000
From: "cazzie wayne" <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
Subject: Blow them all away with your GIANT cannon. All headers
All attachments
Pen15 growth is assured. Satisfaction guaranteed.
Go Here


Looks like I get 15 free pens as well. YARRR!! :D
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Postby black bart » Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:48 am

Arrrrr...I needs a new pen...snapped the old one in anger whilst writin to Auntie Blackbeard.
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Postby anthrobabe » Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:13 pm

DaveL wrote:YArrrrr...

Here is some interesting spam I received in me home email.

Nice to see that spammers really do think of us Pirates. Very considerate of them, as I have considering upgrading me galleon with some new guns.

Date: Tue, 12 Feb 2008 15:43:44 +0000
From: "cazzie wayne" <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
Subject: Blow them all away with your GIANT cannon. All headers
All attachments
Pen15 growth is assured. Satisfaction guaranteed.
Go Here


Looks like I get 15 free pens as well. YARRR!! :D


Too bad they don't take IOU's....
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Postby DaveL » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:30 am

YArrrr...

I wonder if they are Nigerian?

MY NAME IS OMSIGWE OGMABUTO.

GOD BLESS YOU SIR, CAN I PLEASE SELL YOU A GIANT CANNON. PLUS I WILL THROW IN 15 FREE PENS FOR YOUR TROUBLE.

I'd love me pen to grow 15 more. It'll save me buying quills and ink wells.
YArrr, but how they are gonna mail the GIANT cannons to me? Perhaps they can fire the balls to me first and save postage.

On the other hand, I could always carve a giant cod piece from a big lump of timber :D
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:47 am

Or maybe even:

Good evening sir. My Nigerian Oil Company is in desperate need of your GIANT CANNON. Drilling for oil has fallen into disrepute with the lady down the road, and we wish to use it to "blow" for oil.
We will pay you 15 pens if you provide us with your personal details, your bank account number and pin.

This is totally true.
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