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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:08 am

farfalla wrote:and Willy too?
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Blubber

Postby black bart on Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:23 am

The Black Spot wrote:

I's dunno about that. There be somethin quite alluring about a wench wearin a sealskin boilersuit filled wi' blubber an fish oil (or maybe that just be me).
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:53 am

Fredfred bobfred wrote:While we wait for the serer to be fixed, why don't you help me think of a name for the aliance, a discription of the aliance, and aliance objectives?


-An excerpt from the Internet Revolutionaries.
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Mutiny

Postby black bart on Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:05 am

Arrrrgh...I've heard that sort o talk afore...Mutinous Dogs!
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Postby Capellini on Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:23 pm

EarthRise wrote:wear a prophylactic. I suggest condoms, or a science textbook.
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Postby Rainswept on Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:28 pm

thelastpirate wrote:Society decides
...what actions are too harmful to yourself to be legal.
...it should be one person making these descisions,
...that one person should be me
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Postby thelastpirate on Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:47 am

Rainswept wrote:My point is that numbers should ... grant absolute authority
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:51 am

farfalla wrote:pissing him off an unhappy 2 year old
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:41 am

Robbobrob wrote:I expect nothing less than a full on fondling.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:14 am

Why are all of my quotes from farfalla? I suppose he/she has the most quote out of contextable quotes.

farfalla wrote:ken is going anal
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Postby Rainswept on Sat Feb 02, 2008 10:56 am

Moral Minority wrote: I am just too dumb.
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Postby Moral Minority on Sat Feb 02, 2008 10:59 am

Do we really need to know the gory details?


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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Feb 02, 2008 7:14 pm

Apparently it's a secret


Dr. Dagger (following on from MM's
I am just too dumb.
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:10 pm

KW - Hey, you're the one whose eyes shot right straight to the tiny little crab-vaginas....I didn't even notice, and I'm notoriously perverted...


Earthrise - Dude, we all know the reason your eyes didn't rocket straight to the crab vagoo is based on your complete lack of knowledge concerning crab sex organs. If you knew crab vaginas on sight, your glance would have lit the air on fire with its intensity.


KW - See, you get me, dude.
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:52 pm

black bart wrote:squirts... if you get too close
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