Memorable Pirate Numbers - Erin Brockovich style

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Memorable Pirate Numbers - Erin Brockovich style

Postby DaveL on Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:03 am

YArrrr...

Did any ofs yer get to watch the movie Erin Brockovich? Remember the scene where she blunty quotes memorable numbers to George the bikie, who looks like a pirate, BTW!!

Erin Brockovich: How 'bout this for a number? Six. That's how old my other daughter is, eight is the age of my son, two is how many times I've been married - and divorced; sixteen is the number of dollars I have in my bank account. 850-3943. That's my phone number, and with all the numbers I gave you, I'm guessing zero is the number of times you're gonna call it.

What be the most memorable numbers a pirate should remember? How many trips to Madame Fifi's did Black Spot manage when he was last in Port? What is the percentage of alcohol in Captains delight?

These are the numbers that matter to a pirate.

So let's here 'em lads. What be your important numbers??

Ok O'ill Start.

Zero, be the number of times Bart is likely to shout me a beer at the Admiral Benbow.
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Postby DaveL on Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:22 am

Two - the number of wobbling Blancmanges that can drive a Pirate wild!
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Postby DaveL on Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:14 am

1988 - The number of sausages Big Ron sold during his buy one get one free sale.
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460

Postby black bart on Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:27 pm

460 - the number of wigs Walktheplank owns at the last count
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Postby DaveL on Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:49 am

6270 - That's the number of posts Bart has made with reference to Fishhead stew.
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:11 am

10. Approximate number of people that know AuntieBlackbeard real hair colour .
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Zero

Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Wed Jan 23, 2008 6:23 pm

Zero...the number of days Mad Will Bonney has left to live!
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Postby The Black Spot on Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:00 pm

3418- The number of squares that Knuckles O'Shuffle can get out of a mainsail.

62- The number of days before he runs out again.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:31 pm

1.75-The amount of money Black Bart spent on his pirate costume
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Postby DaveL on Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:59 pm

300 - The amount of money spent on me pink evening dress
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bargain

Postby black bart on Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:11 pm

Cap'n Turtlehead wrote:1.75-The amount of money Black Bart spent on his pirate costume


Twere a bargain on Aaargh-Bay...only one previous owner...

Two: The number of cannon balls holes wot had to be sown up in it!
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:35 am

18-Square inches of urine that had to be cleaned out of BB's pirate outfit.
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Postby DaveL on Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:14 pm

7 - The number of litres of urine generated per pirate, after a night at the Admiral Benbow
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Postby black bart on Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:42 pm

3



The number o days Rev Rowan Redbeard's been missing...fingers crossed lads the Crocodile-under-the-Treasure-Chest trap has worked.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:47 pm

3- The number of days it has taken me to realise that he's missing.
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