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Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:13 am

Who knows what weevil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow knows!" - Lamont Cranston aka Kent Allard aka ?


"When choosing between two weevils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.â€￾ - Mae West


"The lack of money is the root of all weevils.â€￾ - George Bernard Shaw
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens

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Postby DaveL » Wed Jan 16, 2008 5:55 pm

'She just a weevil woman, with weevil on her mind...'
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Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:17 pm

You've got to change your weevil ways, baby,


Weevil Woman . . . I've seen a look of weevil in your eyes
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens

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Postby black bart » Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:24 pm

Are wee vil waiting - Green Day

(I have a lot of trouble with this weevil thread...I thought it had gone away).
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:29 pm

No weigh! Weevil never run out of puns here.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:26 am

Wee vil take Stalingrad!

Round and round the mulberry bush,
monkey chase the weevil,
the monkey thought 'twas all in fun
Pop goes the weevil!

A penny for a spool of thread
A penny for a needle,
That's the way the money goes,
Pop! Goes the weasel.

A half a pound of tupenny rice,
A half a pound of treacle.
Mix it up and make it nice,
Pop! Goes the weevil.

Up and down the London road,
In and out of the Weevil,
That's the way the money goes,
Pop! Goes the weevil.

I've no time to plead and pine,
I've no time to weevil,
Kiss me quick and then I'm gone
Pop! Goes the weevil.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:32 pm

“I will govern according to the common weevil, but not according to the common willâ€￾. -James I of England
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens

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Postby DaveL » Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:50 pm

'Weevil inside, weevil inside, every single one of us the weevil inside.' INXS
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:13 pm

Run! Run like all the weevil in the world is after you!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:10 pm

We are each our own weevil, and we make this world our hell.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens

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Postby black bart » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:45 pm

Two weevils in a saucepan...one says: 'Blimey, it's getting hot in here!'

The other one says: 'Aaaaggghh, a talking weevil!'
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby DaveL » Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:13 pm

Yarrrrr...

But wouldn't the other weevil be as equally freaked out?
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:13 pm

Ohhhhh...Tis a purpondarence ta be shore....the choice of two weevils....I'll take the lessor I s'pose.....
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence

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Postby black bart » Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:36 am

DaveL wrote:Yarrrrr...

But wouldn't the other weevil be as equally freaked out?


No...the other one was a waffle weevil...bwa ha ha harrrrgh!
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Postby DaveL » Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:53 am

Mmmmm...waffle and weevils!
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