Did any ofs yer get to watch the movie Erin Brockovich? Remember the scene where she blunty quotes memorable numbers to George the bikie, who looks like a pirate, BTW!!
Erin Brockovich: How 'bout this for a number? Six. That's how old my other daughter is, eight is the age of my son, two is how many times I've been married - and divorced; sixteen is the number of dollars I have in my bank account. 850-3943. That's my phone number, and with all the numbers I gave you, I'm guessing zero is the number of times you're gonna call it.
What be the most memorable numbers a pirate should remember? How many trips to Madame Fifi's did Black Spot manage when he was last in Port? What is the percentage of alcohol in Captains delight?
These are the numbers that matter to a pirate.
So let's here 'em lads. What be your important numbers??
Ok O'ill Start.
Zero, be the number of times Bart is likely to shout me a beer at the Admiral Benbow.