How could I get a copy of theis book without my parents find

[Lazor]

The mearest Borders is 7 miles away, and I can't drive. My parents are zealot Chrstians, so I more than likely can't let them find out I'm ordering it.
A local book store known as Chapter 11 may have it, and it's pretty close. Any people in Atlanta know if this store has it or not?

I'm only 14.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

You could call and ask them.

[Lazor]

Of course, how could I be so stupid. Of course, I'll probably find a copy in Ohio when I go there for a few days.

[ChowMein]

Arrrrr , The Rev. be a wise ....

[Zoidberg]

You can always try amazon, as long as you beat your parents home so you can open it first.

[Clifford]

Your caution is wise.

You could order it and then quickly wrap a cover saying "The Bible" over it as to disclose it's content.

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

( I be hidden em under me mattress wid me udder good books)

[russianfool20825]

Well, I bike 7 miles for my video games, and its not that hard, even if you have a crappy bike... Have your friend cover for you, and then bike to Borders and buy the book... goddam Best Buy, so far away

[piratemike]

tell them its a joke. thats what my parents say.

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

Just go to ye loco library and read it fer free .

[Clifford]

You might not want to read it in the first place.

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

Yarr....I haven't and I never will...Argh!

[Clifford]

Loverly

[~NoodleDemon~]

Might not be the best suggestion, but perhaps you should try reasoning with them...

[Lord of Numa]

I guess I am pretty lucky. I became an atheist not too long ago, and I graduate from High School in 4 months. I don't have to tell them. I won't lie about it though, if they happen to find my Richard Dawkins and Sam Harris books (which I am not hiding).

Anyways, since this is a satirical spoof, it may not mean anything to them. Tell them that you are reading it to strengthen your faith, as many Christians would do. I used to a be a Christian, and I used to do the same thing.

If that doesn't work, you could always follow my other path, which includes doing the following things (in any particular order):

1) reminding them that your faith is your business
2) reminding them that faith cannot be forced or coerced
3) yelling "Fuck you!" many times (has worked for me, but only because of my... unique.... circumstances)
4) running away for extended periods of time, giving them a chance to remember why they loved you in the first place (easiest if you can drive and/or have a place to stay at. I usually just chill at one of my friends' house)