FSM Discussion

by **DaveL** on Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:03 am

YArrrr...

Did any ofs yer get to watch the movie Erin Brockovich? Remember the scene where she blunty quotes memorable numbers to George the bikie, who looks like a pirate, BTW!!

Erin Brockovich: How 'bout this for a number? Six. That's how old my other daughter is, eight is the age of my son, two is how many times I've been married - and divorced; sixteen is the number of dollars I have in my bank account. 850-3943. That's my phone number, and with all the numbers I gave you, I'm guessing zero is the number of times you're gonna call it.

What be the most memorable numbers a pirate should remember? How many trips to Madame Fifi's did Black Spot manage when he was last in Port? What is the percentage of alcohol in Captains delight?

These are the numbers that matter to a pirate.

So let's here 'em lads. What be your important numbers??

Ok O'ill Start.

Zero, be the number of times Bart is likely to shout me a beer at the Admiral Benbow.

by **DaveL** on Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:22 am

Two - the number of wobbling Blancmanges that can drive a Pirate wild!

by **DaveL** on Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:14 am

1988 - The number of sausages Big Ron sold during his buy one get one free sale.

by **black bart** on Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:27 pm

460 - the number of wigs Walktheplank owns at the last count

by **DaveL** on Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:49 am

6270 - That's the number of posts Bart has made with reference to Fishhead stew.

by **Mad Willyum Bonney** on Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:11 am

10. Approximate number of people that know AuntieBlackbeard real hair colour .

by **Auntie Blackbeard** on Wed Jan 23, 2008 6:23 pm

Zero...the number of days Mad Will Bonney has left to live!

by **The Black Spot** on Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:00 pm

3418- The number of squares that Knuckles O'Shuffle can get out of a mainsail.

62- The number of days before he runs out again.

by **Detective TurtleHolmes** on Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:31 pm

1.75-The amount of money Black Bart spent on his pirate costume

by **DaveL** on Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:59 pm

300 - The amount of money spent on me pink evening dress

by **black bart** on Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:11 pm

Cap'n Turtlehead wrote:1.75-The amount of money Black Bart spent on his pirate costume

Twere a bargain on Aaargh-Bay...only one previous owner...

Two: The number of cannon balls holes wot had to be sown up in it!

by **Detective TurtleHolmes** on Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:35 am

18-Square inches of urine that had to be cleaned out of BB's pirate outfit.

by **DaveL** on Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:14 pm

7 - The number of litres of urine generated per pirate, after a night at the Admiral Benbow

by **black bart** on Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:42 pm

3

The number o days Rev Rowan Redbeard's been missing...fingers crossed lads the Crocodile-under-the-Treasure-Chest trap has worked.

by **Detective TurtleHolmes** on Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:47 pm

3- The number of days it has taken me to realise that he's missing.

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Memorable Pirate Numbers - Erin Brockovich style

Memorable Pirate Numbers - Erin Brockovich style

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Zero

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