Hearken, my children, unto the words of the Oracle:
While the FSM advocates neither pain nor suffering in order to better worship Him, He has decided that occasional sessions ulitizing the applications of damp semolina may be an appropriate form of praise.
Therefore, go ye, and beat one another with wet noodles, that ye may better appreciate the wonder that is FSM!
(dry noodles are right out, being somewhat ouchie.)
So sayeth the Oracle.
Touched by His Noodly Appendage
Beware Al Dente's Inferno!
I think I used to suffer from
ADD, but I wasn't really paying attention.....