Holy Flagellation

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Holy Flagellation

Postby slingblade on Tue Aug 23, 2005 12:38 pm

Hearken, my children, unto the words of the Oracle:

While the FSM advocates neither pain nor suffering in order to better worship Him, He has decided that occasional sessions ulitizing the applications of damp semolina may be an appropriate form of praise.

Therefore, go ye, and beat one another with wet noodles, that ye may better appreciate the wonder that is FSM!

(dry noodles are right out, being somewhat ouchie.)

So sayeth the Oracle.
RAmen
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Postby slingblade on Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:51 pm

Aw, golly gee whiz, mom, it was just a joke. Shoot. You never let me have any fun.
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Postby Cerberus on Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:00 pm

Oh i think Auntee may be in the wrong on this one. Capellini, High Priestess of MOFSM does constantly propose whippings with wet noodles. And naked sauce dances among other things.
Religious war at its very simplest is killing each other over who has the best imaginary friend.

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Postby Cerberus on Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:04 am

Oo sorry Auntee i misread you post originally, I thought you were saying that there were no sects that condone it. Whoops. As a Pastafarian myself i don't believe in the overly ritualistic style of the MOFSM sect and agree with you that its definately not compuslary.
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