Mateys! RegistARR Yarr Ship !

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Postby The Black Spot on Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:34 pm

Arrr... on me own ship, we has a "figurehead o' the week". 'Ooever annoys me the most gets 'imself skinned, stuffed, an shoved up on the prow o' the ship.

In recent weeks we've 'ad a double glazing salesman, a telemarketer, an' some bloke 'oo sat next to me in the cinema eatin' a box o' sweets with noisy crinkly wrappers.

I's not sure yet about 'oo it's goin to be next week, but things don't look too clever fer that bloke 'oo farted in the Post Office.
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Postby black bart on Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:42 pm

Arrrgh, that be a Far fetched Tale if hever I heard one...ye'll be tellin me Walktheplank has hinterchangeable wigs on his prow next!
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Postby Cpt. No-Beard Scallywag on Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:54 am

I captain the HMS Jolly Hamster that makes bearth of the coat of Nova Scotia in the Port of Maitla...I mean..Yaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr.
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:22 am

ARRRRGH! Tanguerra and the Purple Primrose , Dan of the Weeping Pustule and others seem to be out viking .
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:07 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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Re: Mateys! RegistARR Yarr Ship !

Postby ChowMein on Sat Feb 07, 2009 2:36 am

Me Owww , opps, oi meen ARGH !

Thee fleet wishes ta bestow upon Cappin Dan it's condolentsez over his loss ove thee Weeping Pustule .
We aweight ta 'ear thee detales ove its gloryus demise .

Given Cappin Dan's heroic butchurin' ove highwhining an' Englush , thee obligatory court marrshul proceedings will be ignord .

Congratulashuns apon his recint theft ,oi meens procurement of Thee Eunice.

Happy sales to thee , Cappin Dan !
Quote :" ARRR! GAGAGAGA ! , ...de sailin' loife fer me. ARR! GAGAGAGAGa....arr gagaga.....a...". (Popeye The Sailor)
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Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:42 am

Oi sekondde thee conne gratty lashuns!

Oi be Tiggaarrgh, Navvy-gataarrgh & Chief (thatte bee Chief Lay-abowt, ov corse! :wink: ) ov the 'Charlie'.

Her figgaarrgh-hed bee ay hunikorn; butte notte ay hinvizzy-bull onne!

She baint gonne ter sea yette onne acownt ov Oi 'as ay faux-beer abaht salt warter!

Oi uses 'er 'fer pillagin' land-locked cittes loik Canberra. She be reel meen in ye olde shoppinge centres!

'Ere bee mee showin' Cap'n Helvalia thee soights!

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Re: Mateys! RegistARR Yarr Ship !

Postby ChowMein on Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:27 pm

Argh!

Thet muss be thee mos' beayooootyfull shup thet oi has eever set me oys apon !
Quote :" ARRR! GAGAGAGA ! , ...de sailin' loife fer me. ARR! GAGAGAGAGa....arr gagaga.....a...". (Popeye The Sailor)
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Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Sat Feb 07, 2009 6:37 pm

Arroha (an' one freshe mahi-mahi) bruddah CW!! ta awfy fer da kynde wur-uds 'baht da Weeping Pustule..alla sore-deed de-taylez uv dat hun-4tuna-8 eggs-carp-aid kin bee founde inne "Far-Fetched Tales.."..summers arahnd mid-late Occy-t'bear uv ought-ate, oi b'leeve..'n' da Eunice bee da epic-kine shippe, noe doot..(fer yez wot noe wanna wayde fru alla Whynglish, 'er Whyan name bee Mokulele Hehena=crazy, fast shippe..Eunice wuz alla letters wot woode fitte onna sterne-plate :roll: )

:worship: Tiggaarrgh! ozzum shippe yez gotte tharr..anna loively-kine croo hitte 'peares, too! betcha da een-habby-tantes uv da Aye Sea Tea bee onne der bes' bee-have-yourzz wen yoore croozeeng C'berra..
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E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue Feb 24, 2009 6:35 pm

AVASS YE MATEYS!

oim be dreedid buckaneer nefyooBB an now oi be sailin me Goodeshuplollypoppe
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cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Tue Feb 24, 2009 10:14 pm

Not a bad name for a ship, Nef Yoo, but I'm worried about your crew...

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Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Feb 25, 2009 1:01 am

Yarrrgh! Eh cuppill ov dem happears t'be plannin myootinny, fo reals!
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Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Wed Feb 25, 2009 1:49 am

AUE! Nef Yoo--runne awee, runne awee!! yer crewe's nuffink butte grrlz an' moot-innie iz da leaste uv wot dey bee plottygne*

* furzzt dey gonna wan' noo houtte-fyttes, chooz, an' hayre-thingummiezz...& then jyint 'attes..ye'll 'aveta plunder alle day, ebberie day t'keepe 'em alle kyute 'n' cheeryble, marrgh-k mye wurdz!
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'Oli e! 'Oli e!
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:23 am

AAARGH! Dat wun orn the bottom roight looks loike Bride O' Chucky!
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Postby black bart on Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:20 am

Arrrgh...I'd larf if it weren't givin me nightmares!
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