Bustlin' Brian Industries
The best arrr-bay vendor on day release
Since being on day release (2 weeks this Thursday)
Has your life been reduced to eating soft fruit?
Sick of eating raspberry jelly 7 nights a week?
Well our pillar of society, Bustlin' Brian may have just the thing for you!
Life in solitude can bring out the best in some people. And with lots of time on his hands, it's nice to see that someone is always thinking of the little guy.
These quality dentures are no exception. Forged from the finest porcelain, these quality dentures will have you eating ginger nut cookies faster than you can say 'Me tooth is broken'.
Your consulation with one of our dental specialists (ie Bruiser McGee, prison inmate) will entail a careful fitting of your new chompers, free of charge (for the first minute anyway).
Watch Bustlin' Brian quality plaster, erm sorry, concrete, I mean porcelain, change the way you chow down.
Just look what our satisfied customers had to say:
'Buy a set now or else'
Mr B.McGee HM Gaol, Portsmouth
'If I ever catch that blighter, he'll be wearing his bollocks for false teeth'
Mr B. Spot, Portsmouth
'Who stole me fangs?
Hackles the Harbour Rescue Dog
BUY WITH CONFIDENCE!!