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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Dec 22, 2007 12:17 pm

Which one was Dr. Phil? Ha ha.

Hilary Clinton.

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others."
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Postby Rainswept on Sat Dec 22, 2007 7:28 pm

Mr. Drysdale on the Beverly Hillbillies.

If I did not fear incarceration from human authority figures, I would terminate your life functions by applying sufficient pressure to your blunt skull so as to force its collapse!
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Postby Dr Dagger on Sat Dec 22, 2007 7:54 pm

Marvin the paranoid android

I can do anything I like, because I'm Eccentric, Whirrrr
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Postby ken worley on Sat Dec 22, 2007 8:58 pm

The fourth one of the "Queer Eye" hosts.


"...And they proceeded to take twenty-seven 8X10 color glossy photos, with circles and arrows, and a paragraph on the back of each one, explainin' what each one was..."
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Postby Moral Minority on Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:52 am

Cotton Eye Joe said that.

They call me the leathery prune.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:57 am

Clint Eastwood in an interview this week.





Life is wasted on the living.
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Postby Moral Minority on Sun Dec 23, 2007 1:06 am

Ted Bundy, just before he got executed.

This is my mother. She is oldest woman in Kazakhstan. She 42.
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Postby Rainswept on Sun Dec 23, 2007 3:01 am

I believe that was Zankou.

What choice do I have? It is as if you have grabbed me by the base of my snarglies!
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Postby ken worley on Sun Dec 23, 2007 10:37 am

The defendant in a 1987 California murder trial, during the height of the "Twinkie Defense" fad, recounting a conversation he'd had on the night of the murder with a Snicker'sâ„¢ bar.



"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated."
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Postby Capellini on Sun Dec 23, 2007 9:50 pm

Elvis


Fly casual.
True terror lies in the futility of human existence.

Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.

"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill
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Postby ken worley on Sun Dec 23, 2007 10:04 pm

The heading of section "c" in the sears roebuck fall "Vermin-Wear" catalog.


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Postby Dr Dagger on Sun Dec 23, 2007 10:07 pm

Russel Brand.

It's-a me, _____
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Postby Rainswept on Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:15 pm

I said that.

The doctors managed to reset her jaw more or less. Saved one of her eyes. His pulse never got above 85, even when he ate her tongue.
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Postby ken worley on Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:20 pm

rainswept wrote:The doctors managed to reset her jaw more or less. Saved one of her eyes. His pulse never got above 85, even when he ate her tongue.


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George "W", describing Saddam Hussein, in his speech urging Iraq invasion II®



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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:38 pm

The catchphrase in the new Vicodin commercials.




It's not important how many people I've killed. What's important is how I get along with the people who are still alive.
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