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by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Dec 22, 2007 8:49 am
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
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"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
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by Rainswept on Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:10 am
Oedipus. 
Look, I gotta go pee, but I'd really like to continue talking about this conversation when I come back
Look, I gotta go pee, but I'd really like to continue talking about this conversation when I come back
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:15 am
My ex, before we were comfortable enough together to leave the bathroom door open.
Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P. shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T. 'cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could become a M.I.A. and then we'd all be put out on K.P.
Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P. shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T. 'cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could become a M.I.A. and then we'd all be put out on K.P.
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
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The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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by Rainswept on Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:25 am
Zankou, practicing for a day of spelling Nazi.
So I'm rapelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh, ahh. I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize, "Holy shit,_____, haven't you been smoking peyote for six straight days and couldn't some of this maybe be in your mind?"
So I'm rapelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh, ahh. I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize, "Holy shit,_____, haven't you been smoking peyote for six straight days and couldn't some of this maybe be in your mind?"
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:28 am
Indiana Jones to his (treacherous) native guide.
That's right. I'm just CRAZY about Tiffany's!
That's right. I'm just CRAZY about Tiffany's!
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
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The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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by Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:34 am
An obsessed teen girl, whose mother was telling her to stop spending all of her money, because the mother needed it for cigarettes.
"Fine! I don't care! Build a big horse and climb inside! I'm sticking to tradition! I'm just gonna charge the place! What a stupid idea! AS if they're going to think that it was a gift from the gods. Idiots!
"Fine! I don't care! Build a big horse and climb inside! I'm sticking to tradition! I'm just gonna charge the place! What a stupid idea! AS if they're going to think that it was a gift from the gods. Idiots!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:38 am
The military commander of the US forces in Iraq when informed of Dubya's original invasion plans.
I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter.
I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter.
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
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The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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by Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:53 am
Calvin, from Calvin and Hobbes.
"Oh, never mind that. S.A.R.S only affects Asians."
"Oh, never mind that. S.A.R.S only affects Asians."
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:55 am
The same bigoted people who said that AIDS only affected homosexuals and blacks.
I already know an awful lot of people and until one of them dies I couldn't possibly meet anyone else.
I already know an awful lot of people and until one of them dies I couldn't possibly meet anyone else.
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
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The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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by Capellini on Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:29 am
Paris Hilton
"They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"
"They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"
True terror lies in the futility of human existence.
Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.
"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill
Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.
"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill
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by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:34 am
Paul Revere's first draft.
Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour!
Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour!
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
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The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
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The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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by Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:41 am
Again, Paris Hilton.
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:44 am
George H to George W
Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles...
Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles...
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
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The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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by Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:12 am
All part of a normal day for Cap'n Turtlehead.
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Detective TurtleHolmes - Clouseau's Protege
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by Rainswept on Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:17 am
Dr. Phil.
There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman
There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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