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ken worley
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Postby ken worley » Sat Dec 22, 2007 1:12 am

earthrise, showin' off his new "tackle".


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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Dec 22, 2007 1:26 am

A real playa.





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Postby Rainswept » Sat Dec 22, 2007 2:22 am

MPT complaining (yet again) about not being made a moderator.

I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.

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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Dec 22, 2007 2:25 am

Do you have my phone bugged?



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Postby Rainswept » Sat Dec 22, 2007 2:30 am

Mike Tyson, shortly after having his teeth pulled.

Fezzik, tear his arms off.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Dec 22, 2007 2:37 am

Rob Reiner,regarding an extra who wouldn't stop mugging the camera.




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Postby Rainswept » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:20 am

Dink's redneck friend, shouting encouragement.

My name is Todd. It's Italian for..extra special.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:36 am

Some guy named Todd who flunked his Italian Language course.



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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:44 am

My maths teacher, every time he saw me coming.

"For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks."
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Postby Rainswept » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:51 am

Sign over the door of the frat house.

You NEVER go ass to mouth!
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Dec 22, 2007 6:02 am

A fetishist complaining to his vanilla partner.



Fudge, Packer?
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Swansea

Postby black bart » Sat Dec 22, 2007 6:18 am

Isn't that a line from: 'Guess who's coming to dinner?'

You lied...there is a place called Swansea...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby Rainswept » Sat Dec 22, 2007 8:10 am

Two clerks arguing in a bookstore.

And for more quotes from one of the most quotable movies ever...

So you see, my son, there is a very fine line between love and nausea
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Dec 22, 2007 8:13 am

The father of the man who invented Pepto Bismol





Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby Rainswept » Sat Dec 22, 2007 8:45 am

The Tin Man.

I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.


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