Napoleon Bonaparte, who just happened to be on the loo, when the battle of Waterloo started.
"Don't ask me, I don't know."
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by Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:38 am
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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by Rainswept on Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:46 am
Jeeves.
Oh sir, the Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big "H". It was a most ripping victory
Oh sir, the Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big "H". It was a most ripping victory
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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by Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:43 am
Former Australian Prime Minister John Howard.
(He loves sport, but knows nothing about it. He can't even bowl a cricket ball, the old coot.)
"The constipation sensation that's sweeping the nation!"
(He loves sport, but knows nothing about it. He can't even bowl a cricket ball, the old coot.)
"The constipation sensation that's sweeping the nation!"
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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by ken worley on Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:02 am
The roadies' secret appellation for Richard Simmons' first "sweatin' to the oldies" live tour, describing the constricting-in-discomfort effect that Simmons' overly-flamboyant persona has on straight mens' rectums.
BTW..
A London-visiting prostitute, noticing the slightly quickened breathing, and raised eyebrow.
"We will not negotiate with terorists."
BTW..
cap wrote:"The british are coming"
A London-visiting prostitute, noticing the slightly quickened breathing, and raised eyebrow.
"We will not negotiate with terorists."
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by DeltaWhiskey on Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:18 am
Bob Goodenow, and Gary Bettman, independently, of each other, during the NHL lockout.
"IT'S WHISPER QUIET!!"
"IT'S WHISPER QUIET!!"
*Disclaimer: Not actual military
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by lordpunkmonk on Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:34 am
BB at a funeral
--LPM lord of the apocalypse
"The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory." --Lawrence J. Peter
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
"The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory." --Lawrence J. Peter
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
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by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:04 pm
An AP student who transferred to a school that taught ID in the science classroom.
Call me Ishmael.
Call me Ishmael.
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
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The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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by Moral Minority on Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:06 pm
A low end hooker who saw Clinton's penis.
'Get this thing off my neck.'
'Get this thing off my neck.'
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by Rainswept on Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:26 pm
AZN's last neck-hum attack victim.
Oh and for the record, I think Call me Ishmael. was by a guy named.... Ishmael.
Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
Oh and for the record, I think Call me Ishmael. was by a guy named.... Ishmael.
Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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by ken worley on Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:53 pm
The privates who posed for the marine recruitment poster, suddenly realizing that they were indeed in Iraq, and the bullets were real...
"I see dead people..."
"I see dead people..."
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by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:40 pm
Those same privates, one day later.
This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays
This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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by ken worley on Sat Dec 22, 2007 1:04 am
All the members of this forum, whenever a noob starts posting xian-bashing or splinter-fsm-group-crap, in obvious demonstration of having not visited the S&P sections.
"Genius is one percent inspiration, and 99 percent perspiration"
"Genius is one percent inspiration, and 99 percent perspiration"
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by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Dec 22, 2007 1:06 am
Gov. Arnold
And now for something completely different.
And now for something completely different.
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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