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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:38 am

Napoleon Bonaparte, who just happened to be on the loo, when the battle of Waterloo started.


"Don't ask me, I don't know."
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Postby Rainswept on Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:46 am

Jeeves.

Oh sir, the Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big "H". It was a most ripping victory
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:43 am

Former Australian Prime Minister John Howard.
(He loves sport, but knows nothing about it. He can't even bowl a cricket ball, the old coot.)

"The constipation sensation that's sweeping the nation!"
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Postby ken worley on Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:02 am

The roadies' secret appellation for Richard Simmons' first "sweatin' to the oldies" live tour, describing the constricting-in-discomfort effect that Simmons' overly-flamboyant persona has on straight mens' rectums.



BTW..
cap wrote:"The british are coming"

A London-visiting prostitute, noticing the slightly quickened breathing, and raised eyebrow. :shellfish:


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Postby DeltaWhiskey on Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:18 am

Bob Goodenow, and Gary Bettman, independently, of each other, during the NHL lockout.



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Postby lordpunkmonk on Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:34 am

BB at a funeral
--LPM lord of the apocalypse
"The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory." --Lawrence J. Peter
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Postby Moral Minority on Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:58 pm

I was a genius, but then I got educated.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:04 pm

An AP student who transferred to a school that taught ID in the science classroom.





Call me Ishmael.
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Postby Moral Minority on Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:06 pm

A low end hooker who saw Clinton's penis.

'Get this thing off my neck.'
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Postby Rainswept on Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:26 pm

AZN's last neck-hum attack victim.

Oh and for the record, I think Call me Ishmael. was by a guy named.... Ishmael.

Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
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Postby ken worley on Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:53 pm

The privates who posed for the marine recruitment poster, suddenly realizing that they were indeed in Iraq, and the bullets were real...


"I see dead people..."
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:40 pm

Those same privates, one day later.






This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays
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Postby Dr Dagger on Sat Dec 22, 2007 12:58 am

My RE teacher, every Thursday when he takes my class.

Oh no, not again!
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Postby ken worley on Sat Dec 22, 2007 1:04 am

All the members of this forum, whenever a noob starts posting xian-bashing or splinter-fsm-group-crap, in obvious demonstration of having not visited the S&P sections.



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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Dec 22, 2007 1:06 am

Gov. Arnold


And now for something completely different.
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