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Postby black bart on Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:17 pm

That was Stig O'Hara of the Ruttles.

He was mis-quoted...He was about to say "We're more popular than we were last week" when someone accidently stepped on Stig's toe and he blurted out "Jesus Christ!" instead of last week.

We will fight them on the beaches.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby Rainswept on Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:47 am

Spongebob Squarepants referncing his war with the Snorks.

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me!
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Postby ken worley on Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:21 am

The slow-to-pass-judgement milkman, tied to the bed, stripped naked, and covered with cooking oil.



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Postby farfalla on Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:05 am

September 22, 1776 Nathan Hale (hung for "intelligence gathering" after being caught by the Brits)

"I never met a man I didn't like."
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Postby Rainswept on Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:22 am

Had to have been Paris Hilton.

You sold my dead bird to a blind kid? ... He didn't even have a head!


(Quite possibly the funniest movie ever)
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Postby ken worley on Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:53 pm

Ron Popeil's brother, Fredo.



"Bend tab "A" at crease, and insert fully into slot "B", making sure that it locks securely into place"
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Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:35 am

That is from page 148 of the Kama Sutra.


What you talkin bout Willis?
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Postby boghog on Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:37 am

"Crusher", Todd Bridges' cellmate from his 1989 stint in jail.


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Postby Capellini on Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:04 am

Paula Abdul

"I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have had bad dreams."
True terror lies in the futility of human existence.

Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.

"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill
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Postby Rainswept on Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:14 am

Oprah Winfrey.

Do not bend, fold, spindle, or mutilate.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:43 am

Page 14 of the Zombie Kama Sutra.


"Ah pity the fool, who doesn't pop that guy in the face"
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:48 am

Yoda


This is ________, saying drink ya drugs, stay in milk, and don't do school!
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Postby Dr Dagger on Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:56 am

Thor

"Laverne believes in God, which is hilarious to me"
Signed Dr Dagger, The Yorkshire Ripper
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Postby Rainswept on Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:12 am

That was Shirley.

In the end, there can be only one.
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Postby Capellini on Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:22 am

Al Gore, standing in a pink thong and fishnet stockings, and staring at a photo of GWB.

"The British are coming!"
True terror lies in the futility of human existence.

Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.

"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill
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