FSM ARTIFACT UNEARTHED IN KANSAS!!

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FSM ARTIFACT UNEARTHED IN KANSAS!!

Postby jayhawk on Tue Dec 11, 2007 10:15 pm

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Seriously I found this on an "dig" somewhere out near Stull, KS. There have been scurrilous rumors that this is actually a piece of art created for a stagecraft course taught at a local university, but as the person who physically dug this holy relic from the ground I would like to dispense this as untrue!
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Postby Fun Doh Mental on Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:54 am

If that isn't an image of FSM, I don't know what is. I'm still sorting
through slices of burnt toast for images to sell on Ebay.
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Have you got the Stones?

Postby neclark on Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:55 am

Has the Angle Macaroni shown up to give you the stones you'll need to translate this wondrous find?

(or wait... is that some synthetic Republican candidate's religion...)
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Postby jayhawk on Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:59 am

The Artifact is approximately 3 feet tall, 1.5 feet wide. I'll post an image with relative size shortly ;) :fsm_float:
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Postby supertorresmo on Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:22 am

Try translating it using a hat!
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Postby devoted on Sat May 03, 2008 8:47 pm

my guess is that it is a seventeenth century Pawnee prayer entablature depicting the Coalescence of the First Meatball as described in Piraticus, chapter 12, verses 16-25. Some scripture scholars think the passages to be merely poetic metaphor, (that our Noodly Lord always had meatballs), but the fundamentalist pastafarians disagree, stating that all the passages must be taken literally.

This is a truly valuable find! Well done, sir!

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Postby jacqueline on Sat May 24, 2008 8:15 pm

Stull, KS?!

As a Kansan, I say with incredulity, "What the heck was anyone doing in Stull, Kansas, and can you actually stand within the town or is it underwater?"

Anyone endeavoring to interpret the meaning of this artifact should first learn more about the archaelogical site at which it was found.

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/503
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Postby KC Observer on Wed May 28, 2008 10:54 am

supertorresmo wrote:Try translating it using a hat!


Now that's a great, FUNNY, thought! :o
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Re: FSM ARTIFACT UNEARTHED IN KANSAS!!

Postby Cpt Celle on Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:50 am

It looks like a midgit-sized door.
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Re: FSM ARTIFACT UNEARTHED IN KANSAS!!

Postby MrStoffy on Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:30 pm

Ayee!! That is most definately our Noodly Creator! I mean, Look at him! It was before he acquired his meatballs!
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