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Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:38 am

Fortified Screwdriver

Harr is a poplar grog for ye lot !

Pour ye bottle ove Captains Delight into ye buccket , add ice berg pieces , fresh orange bludd and screwdriver .

Stir it all up and serve . *** another excellent scurvy fighter ***
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:44 am

Rusty Nail,

AVAST ME DEARIES !

Ye bin in rough seas ye say...well it be o'er afore ye know it mateys !

Thats when ye visit thee carrpentarr !

Just take his nail buckets , pour the lickwed into ye own filled with crushed ice berg and Captains Delight ....Retoine Jimmy's nail buckets !
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Monks

Postby black bart on Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:39 pm

Belgian Monk's Hood

Simply put a couple of drops of Monk's Hood in a glass of Dark Belgian Trappist Ale...don't forget to have the antidote ready.
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Postby ChowMein on Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:16 pm

Limey Jellofish

Soak ye jellofish in Captains Delight , lime bludd an' smashed peppercorns .

Put them in ye cauldron an' set alight .

Garnishe with sea lice and enjoye .
Quote :" ARRR! GAGAGAGA ! , ...de sailin' loife fer me. ARR! GAGAGAGAGa....arr gagaga.....a...". (Popeye The Sailor)
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Legs

Postby black bart on Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:49 pm

Frog's Legs

First catch yerself a frenchman....ye can guess the rest!
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Postby ChowMein on Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:40 pm

Pork and Cheese Man o' War


Ye has too meny hostages and prisonArrs ?

Well then ! ... Have them stuff that nasty ole jellofish or have them read the Salty Tale .

Have them shove globs of salt pork and wot cheese thArr be into thee beastie (save survivors for later use ).

Place in preheated cauldron for 45 min. @ medium high heat .

Let set 15 min. befoar slicing .
Quote :" ARRR! GAGAGAGA ! , ...de sailin' loife fer me. ARR! GAGAGAGAGa....arr gagaga.....a...". (Popeye The Sailor)
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Postby ChowMein on Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:20 am

^ UMmmmm...yum


Seaweed Salad topped wid Barnacles ,

Well well well...Ye dun sailed inta a seaweed forest an ye be stuck , well don't git yeselfs all huffy loike .

Mite as well collect wot ye can fer a healthy meal ( them darkest greens be bess fer ye doan ye know ) ye may find some shrimps in thARR bye thee bye .

Simply shake off alla sea water and sprinkcull ye fresh barnacles onnit !
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:02 am

ARRRRGH!
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:22 am

Pea Soup

Serve rite owt of thee container , best at 98.6 degrees F .
For French pea soup find yerself a Frenchmen .
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Earthworm/Apple Muffins

Postby Pirate Terramort on Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:34 am

3 red apples

1/2 pound dried & ground earthworms

The rest of the muffin recipe... (I lost it...)

Mix all ingrediants, bake, and eat. (I fed these to my parents... They didn't know, said it was great, so I ate some. IT ACTUALLY TASTES GOOD!)
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:07 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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Postby tanguerra on Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:18 am

Wot! No fishe heade stew! No sausageinabun!
Aaarrrrgggh!

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Stew

Postby black bart on Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:37 am

tanguerra wrote:Wot! No fishe heade stew! No sausageinabun!


Arrrr...these be the recipes wot don't kill ye!
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Postby anthrobabe on Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:09 am

Pirate margaritas

pour tequila into a glass
drink
repeat

(that other mess is for sissys)
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:57 pm

Cookin' fer Pirates !
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