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Postby farfalla on Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:00 am

Also true:

Have you ever had your date tell you they had genitile herpes...after? ("don't worry it isn't in an active state")
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Postby Rainswept on Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:04 am

I've had amost the exact same thing happen! Not as bad as herpes, but still. I was safe and also got tested once she told me, but I can't imagine how she ever thought I'd have anything to do with her again after that.

**shudder**
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Postby farfalla on Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:17 am

I was lucky, didn't get it.

(condoms are your friend, boys and girls)

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Postby Rainswept on Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:19 am

farfalla wrote:(condoms are your friend, boys and girls)
I assume the FSM is more tolerant of condoms than say, Catholicism.
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Postby farfalla on Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:22 am

Where does the FSM stand on condoms (doesn't work if you stand on them, they go on your noodle appendage)
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:26 am

Read the 8IRRYD's.
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Postby farfalla on Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:18 am

okay, still fun to say ^^
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Postby Rainswept on Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:55 am

Have you ever asked a woman when she was due, only to learn that she wasn't pregnant, had just been putting on weight?
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Postby black bart on Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:14 am

I never can tell with Big Brenda!
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Postby farfalla on Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:18 pm

have you ever had visions of Big Brenda haunt you day and night?
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:56 pm

Have you ever had one of those days where everything seems to go wrong?

I mean, I lost 20 bucks betting on the Cardinals, and later got slapped by 3 girls. In a row. Jack Sparrow fashion, but it still hurt. My cheek, as well as my ego. Then I proceeded to sprain my toe and ankle after I mistook a tree stump for a soccer ball, and I went home covered in mud and thoroughly disgruntled, after my (ex) best friend stole my backpack.

Years ago, of course, but the memory still rankles.
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Postby Lord of Numa on Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:00 am

~NoodleDemon~ wrote:Have you ever had one of those days where everything seems to go wrong?

I mean, I lost 20 bucks betting on the Cardinals, and later got slapped by 3 girls. In a row. Jack Sparrow fashion, but it still hurt. My cheek, as well as my ego. Then I proceeded to sprain my toe and ankle after I mistook a tree stump for a soccer ball, and I went home covered in mud and thoroughly disgruntled, after my (ex) best friend stole my backpack.

Years ago, of course, but the memory still rankles.
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no... but it sounds awesome :D
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:11 am

You joking?
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Postby farfalla on Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:51 am

Rainswept wrote:Have you ever asked a woman when she was due, only to learn that she wasn't pregnant, had just been putting on weight?


or have her tell you she is not pregnant - it is a tumor

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Postby Moral Minority on Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:55 am

Have you ever woken in the middle of the night with a splitting headache, fearing that you might have a tumor, went to get your head scanned the next day and get told by the doctor to cut down on the coffee?

My life sure is amusing.
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