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Postby ptz on Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:16 am

Banned For Celebrating Festivus
Ask once its a question, Ask twice its an answer, Ask thrice and its just plain stupidity
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Postby ken worley on Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:38 am

You're banned for using the ultra-pretentious word "thrice" in your signature.
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Postby EarthRise on Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:42 am

You're banned for having a sh*tting bear as your signature.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
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Postby ken worley on Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:11 am

You're banned for not recognizing quality signatures even when they're pooping you right in your face.
(what are you, anyway, canadian?)
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:12 am

ken worley wrote:You're banned for not recognizing quality signatures even when they're pooping you right in your face.
(what are you, anyway, canadian?)


You are banned for being racist.
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Postby ken worley on Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:13 am

You're banned for pretending "canadian" is an actual "race"
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Postby EarthRise on Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:15 am

You are banned for being nationalistic!
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:15 am

ken worley wrote:You're banned for pretending "canadian" is an actual "race"


You are banned for not understanding the concept of racism.
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The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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Postby ken worley on Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:17 am

You're banned for rejecting a sense of humor in favor of offended disapproval
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:22 am

ken worley wrote:You're banned for rejecting a sense of humor in favor of offended disapproval

Your banned for not realising that I fully understand the humour you are attempting to display, as well as not understanding that, while I do not find it particulary funny, I am a good sport and do not take offense at it, and am merely looking for a reason to ban you.

Also, CANADIANS ROCK!
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The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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Postby ken worley on Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:25 am

You're banned for not finding my humor particularly funny.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:25 am

Zankou 2.0 wrote:
Also, CANADIANS ROCK!



You mean like Celine Dion?


You're banned for being Zankou.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:28 am

You are banned for posting too slowly.
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The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


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-Albert Einstein
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Postby ptz on Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:34 am

Your Banned For Posting To Fast And Being A Grammar Nazi
Ask once its a question, Ask twice its an answer, Ask thrice and its just plain stupidity
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Postby ken worley on Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:42 am

You're banned for all the times you've laughed at people with Tourette's syndrome.
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