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Postby ptz on Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:33 am

You basically say that the poster above you is banned for some off-the-wall reason that's evident in their post (including sigs). Here's an example:

Last poster was: Eggs Lover

Me: You're banned for loving Eggs


:mrgreen:
Ask once its a question, Ask twice its an answer, Ask thrice and its just plain stupidity
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Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:35 am

You're banned because sam really wants to brick in frodos mouth.
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Postby ptz on Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:37 am

Your Banned For Being Stupid Enough To Let A Crab Pinch You Tongue
Ask once its a question, Ask twice its an answer, Ask thrice and its just plain stupidity
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Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:40 am

Damnit I keep telling everyone it was an accident. I'm not that stupid.


You are banned for not bringing me a keg of yuengling!
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Postby Rainswept on Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:26 am

You're banned for not being funny enough with that post.

Here is a link to a funny banned thing I saw online. I linked it instead of posting because of language.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:51 pm

You're banned for posting a link.
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Postby Darth Zombie on Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:36 pm

^ You're banned for those big red letters in your siggy. :mrgreen:
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Postby angus argyle on Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:30 pm

/\ You are banned for saying "siggy"...
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Postby ptz on Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:35 pm

Your banned for putting "/\" that at the beginning of your post
Ask once its a question, Ask twice its an answer, Ask thrice and its just plain stupidity
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Postby ken worley on Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:15 pm

You're banned because your second toe is longer than your big toe.
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Postby Beardyoldblaggard on Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:55 am

KW you are banned for being the SPAWN OF BEELZEBUB
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Postby ptz on Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:25 am

Your Banned For Posting On This Thread
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Postby ken worley on Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:28 am

You're banned for confusing a contraction with a possessive pronoun, bee-hatch!
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Postby Cryofdragon on Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:35 am

You're banned for excessive potty humor, both in your sig and in everything you say.
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Postby ken worley on Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:42 am

You're banned for wildly exaggerating, and for having a word on your sig pic that reminds people of smelly things like poop and used poo-paper and dirty uncleaned pooped-in potties.
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