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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ » Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:39 pm

...

Mein gott, I can't even be managin' an "Arrgh!" nomore, peoples!

What be the deal?
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Re: Recruits

Postby YumeNoEien » Wed Nov 28, 2007 7:21 pm

black bart wrote:Arrrrgh...I think we frightened off the new recruits!

Call out the Press Gang!


It be that aunty pirate! One look at that avatar and i knew i would never be the same again :(

ERRR! Uuuur OOOrgh (<-- gimme a break i'm a new pirate)

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Postby black bart » Wed Nov 28, 2007 7:55 pm

Arrrrr...don't ye worry matey...Aunty be here ta help with yer nautical type problems...all answered in the strictest confidence loik.
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Postby ChowMein » Thu Nov 29, 2007 6:22 am

Yarr ! Ye scurvee blaggerts all! Wots ye all doin in dis 'ere tred fer da resent mutton ears !! No dessert tonite fer ye lot!!

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Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:37 pm

Chow ! I've had it up to here (look up me nose) with you ! Anymore of your blatant flaunting and flouting and I'll be sure ye don't rise above Admiral !

Soze... Sod Off... ye git !

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Postby black bart » Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:58 pm

He's already a Grand Admiral...<shakes head in disbelief>...the Navy aint wot it used ta be.
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:15 am

BART ! ...SOD OFF!

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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ » Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:56 am

*whine* I wanna be first mate!!!
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Postby Hippie Pirate » Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:21 am

Well unfortunatly fer you, ye can't be the first mate. Seein' as that happened quite a few years ago.


O...ye meant in rankings didn't ye?
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ » Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:34 am

Only wit' you, good hippie.

Unfortunately fer youse, that was yer only.
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:38 am

YARR! ARRGH! AHOY ME DEER HARRTIES !!!


Welcome to our loverly little hARRbor ND ,YNE,HP , YARR!


YARR! ..SOD OFF! ( An' brin' ye deer Aunty back a pressy ) ARRRRRRRGH!

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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:06 am

Yarr!

@#$%& Wot ye callin' me in 'ere fer ?... Yarr!.....I muss say ..Aunty .. ye be lookin' fetchin' dis nite....yarrrrrr....
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine :cry:
Remembering Afterglo ( though he may no longer remember us )
An' tryin ta membarr warr oi poit me blastid spectaculls Dammit ! :furious:

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Aunty

Postby black bart » Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:09 pm

Arrrgh...be careful matey, or ye'll ne'r see the seven seas again...if Aunty gets a hold o ye! :?
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Fri Dec 21, 2007 4:44 pm

Yarr, I do agree wit' that. But also if black bart in a drunken stupor duz' 'appen to troy an' grab ye inappropriately.

Ye all know what oi am meanin'.
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Confused

Postby black bart » Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:06 pm

I hopes ye be referrin ta wenches thar matey...I never was confused as 'The Pub Landlord' says.
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