Fortified Screwdriver
Harr is a poplar grog for ye lot !
Pour ye bottle ove Captains Delight into ye buccket , add ice berg pieces , fresh orange bludd and screwdriver .
Stir it all up and serve . *** another excellent scurvy fighter ***
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by Auntie Blackbeard on Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:38 am
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by Auntie Blackbeard on Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:44 am
Rusty Nail,
AVAST ME DEARIES !
Ye bin in rough seas ye say...well it be o'er afore ye know it mateys !
Thats when ye visit thee carrpentarr !
Just take his nail buckets , pour the lickwed into ye own filled with crushed ice berg and Captains Delight ....Retoine Jimmy's nail buckets !
AVAST ME DEARIES !
Ye bin in rough seas ye say...well it be o'er afore ye know it mateys !
Thats when ye visit thee carrpentarr !
Just take his nail buckets , pour the lickwed into ye own filled with crushed ice berg and Captains Delight ....Retoine Jimmy's nail buckets !
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Monks
by black bart on Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:39 pm
Belgian Monk's Hood
Simply put a couple of drops of Monk's Hood in a glass of Dark Belgian Trappist Ale...don't forget to have the antidote ready.
Simply put a couple of drops of Monk's Hood in a glass of Dark Belgian Trappist Ale...don't forget to have the antidote ready.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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by ChowMein on Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:16 pm
Limey Jellofish
Soak ye jellofish in Captains Delight , lime bludd an' smashed peppercorns .
Put them in ye cauldron an' set alight .
Garnishe with sea lice and enjoye .
Soak ye jellofish in Captains Delight , lime bludd an' smashed peppercorns .
Put them in ye cauldron an' set alight .
Garnishe with sea lice and enjoye .
Quote :" ARRR! GAGAGAGA ! , ...de sailin' loife fer me. ARR! GAGAGAGAGa....arr gagaga.....a...". (Popeye The Sailor)
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Legs
by black bart on Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:49 pm
Frog's Legs
First catch yerself a frenchman....ye can guess the rest!
First catch yerself a frenchman....ye can guess the rest!
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by ChowMein on Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:40 pm
Pork and Cheese Man o' War
Ye has too meny hostages and prisonArrs ?
Well then ! ... Have them stuff that nasty ole jellofish or have them read the Salty Tale .
Have them shove globs of salt pork and wot cheese thArr be into thee beastie (save survivors for later use ).
Place in preheated cauldron for 45 min. @ medium high heat .
Let set 15 min. befoar slicing .
Ye has too meny hostages and prisonArrs ?
Well then ! ... Have them stuff that nasty ole jellofish or have them read the Salty Tale .
Have them shove globs of salt pork and wot cheese thArr be into thee beastie (save survivors for later use ).
Place in preheated cauldron for 45 min. @ medium high heat .
Let set 15 min. befoar slicing .
Quote :" ARRR! GAGAGAGA ! , ...de sailin' loife fer me. ARR! GAGAGAGAGa....arr gagaga.....a...". (Popeye The Sailor)
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by ChowMein on Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:20 am
^ UMmmmm...yum
Seaweed Salad topped wid Barnacles ,
Well well well...Ye dun sailed inta a seaweed forest an ye be stuck , well don't git yeselfs all huffy loike .
Mite as well collect wot ye can fer a healthy meal ( them darkest greens be bess fer ye doan ye know ) ye may find some shrimps in thARR bye thee bye .
Simply shake off alla sea water and sprinkcull ye fresh barnacles onnit !
Seaweed Salad topped wid Barnacles ,
Well well well...Ye dun sailed inta a seaweed forest an ye be stuck , well don't git yeselfs all huffy loike .
Mite as well collect wot ye can fer a healthy meal ( them darkest greens be bess fer ye doan ye know ) ye may find some shrimps in thARR bye thee bye .
Simply shake off alla sea water and sprinkcull ye fresh barnacles onnit !
Quote :" ARRR! GAGAGAGA ! , ...de sailin' loife fer me. ARR! GAGAGAGAGa....arr gagaga.....a...". (Popeye The Sailor)
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by Mad Willyum Bonney on Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:02 am
ARRRRGH!
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
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by Mad Willyum Bonney on Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:22 am
Pea Soup
Serve rite owt of thee container , best at 98.6 degrees F .
For French pea soup find yerself a Frenchmen .
Serve rite owt of thee container , best at 98.6 degrees F .
For French pea soup find yerself a Frenchmen .
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
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Earthworm/Apple Muffins
by Pirate Terramort on Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:34 am
3 red apples
1/2 pound dried & ground earthworms
The rest of the muffin recipe... (I lost it...)
Mix all ingrediants, bake, and eat. (I fed these to my parents... They didn't know, said it was great, so I ate some. IT ACTUALLY TASTES GOOD!)
1/2 pound dried & ground earthworms
The rest of the muffin recipe... (I lost it...)
Mix all ingrediants, bake, and eat. (I fed these to my parents... They didn't know, said it was great, so I ate some. IT ACTUALLY TASTES GOOD!)
Sincerely,
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High Magus of the Wise Council of World Pasta
If you love someone, set them free. If they return to you, put several 8 inch blades into their head. If they return again, then run.... Just RUN.
1st Nautilus 4:4 " For, in the words of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, “Don’t be a bitch. It’s not nice.” "
Drew Anderson, Th. D.
Captain of the Birthday Massacre
High Magus of the Wise Council of World Pasta
If you love someone, set them free. If they return to you, put several 8 inch blades into their head. If they return again, then run.... Just RUN.
1st Nautilus 4:4 " For, in the words of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, “Don’t be a bitch. It’s not nice.” "
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Stew
by black bart on Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:37 am
tanguerra wrote:Wot! No fishe heade stew! No sausageinabun!
Arrrr...these be the recipes wot don't kill ye!
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by anthrobabe on Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:09 am
Pirate margaritas
pour tequila into a glass
drink
repeat
(that other mess is for sissys)
pour tequila into a glass
drink
repeat
(that other mess is for sissys)
My mantra
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
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I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!
I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
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I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!
I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
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by Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:57 pm
Cookin' fer Pirates !
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
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