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Postby Moral Minority on Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:46 pm

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Voltaire the musician.
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Postby ken worley on Mon Oct 29, 2007 10:05 am

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It is pronounced (HEN' ee Fur ESS poe SEE'-Toe) :wink:
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Postby black bart on Mon Oct 29, 2007 10:10 am

Worthy of a Mamogle or a Boobgle any day.
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Postby ken worley on Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:20 pm

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I know I posted this pic before, in "spam war"....But it really belongs here in the beautiful thread.
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Postby Rainswept on Thu Nov 22, 2007 7:50 pm

No no, that's Nelle from Ally McBeal.

(Also known as Ellen's girlfriend, so you have that homosexuality obstacle to overcome with her)
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Postby black bart on Thu Nov 22, 2007 8:57 pm

What is a homosexual obstacle pray tell? I was just about to stick that photo on my bedroom wall!
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Re: obstacle

Postby boghog on Thu Nov 22, 2007 9:51 pm

black bart wrote:What is a homosexual obstacle pray tell?


A gay linebacker.
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Postby black bart on Thu Nov 22, 2007 10:55 pm

Harr, harr, harrr...

just the photo of her will do then!
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Postby angus argyle on Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:11 am

Can't figure out how to add a picture, sorry...

Thanks Black Bart, let's try again..

[img]C:\Documents%20and%20Settings\mgm04\Desktop\picture.jpg[/img]

Looks like I really don't know what I am doing.. Oh well... :cry:
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Postby black bart on Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:19 pm

You simply copy the photo's link from it's properties menu and paste it here then select the link and choose Img from the menu above in the message pane.
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Postby ken worley on Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:22 pm

angus argyle wrote:Can't figure out how to add a picture, sorry...

Thanks Black Bart, let's try again..

[img]C:\Documents%20and%20Settings\mgm04\Desktop\picture.jpg[/img]

Looks like I really don't know what I am doing.. Oh well... :cry:




Ahhh...The problem is, sadly, it is verboten to link to an image directly on your machine...It has to be an image on a publicly accessible server....

So, any image you turn up on, say, a google image search can be linked in the [img] tags, and will work....Right click on any image on the web, and select "properties"....It will have the address of the image(url)...copy-paste that url into your post....

It must begin with a "http://name and location of photograph with no spaces.jpg" (or dot-gif, or dot-png, etc.)


If you have an image on your machine which you wish to upload into your post, you must first upload it onto an image-hosting site.(I use www.imageshack.us ....some use photobucket, I've never tried them)

click "browse", select the image from your machine, click "host it", and after a few seconds, a page will load up containing a multitude of links.

The last one will be "direct link to image"...THAT is the pic's url on the www now...and can be copy-pasted, and placed inside the BbCode [img] tags here...simple, free, and you don't even need to register at imageshack, IIRC.


Just remember, especially in the case of pics you took yourself with a digital cam.....Open your image in paint, or whatever photo-editing program you use, and employ the stretch/skew feature to shrink the photo down to less than about 600 pixels wide...this will prevent your posted image from horizontally scrolling the margins of the page here, making users have to scroll back and forth to read each line of the other 14 posts on the page of the thread, subsequently making everyone wish to slowly peel your skin off, and eat it right in front of you, not because we like the taste of it, but just as an added horrific aspect to the penalty for the transgression.



good luck, and hurry up with the pic of the hotty you're trying to post(unless it's a guy, or a fat chick),
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Postby black bart on Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:28 pm

Oh...er...yes...I meant to point all that out aswell...I'll never make a Internet Shamen!
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Postby ken worley on Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:33 pm

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Postby EarthRise on Wed Dec 05, 2007 10:36 am

Necromancy for a good reason: hot peeps.

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[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
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Postby angus argyle on Wed Dec 05, 2007 7:55 pm

Thanks Ken. Unfortunately, my work doesn't allow access to sites like imageshack.. So, I will have to go without posting the pick I would like..
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