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Arrr, I be a pirate!

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How many of you acknowledge your own silliness?

I acknowledge the fact that I am a silly person.
9
30%
I do not acknowledge the fact that I am a silly person.
0
No votes
I am not a silly person.
2
7%
AAAAARGH!!!
19
63%
 
Total votes : 30

Wigs

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 29, 2007 5:16 am

walktheplank wrote:
Iron Roger Vane wrote:Ey? My short - formed opinion of Bart is that he's a legend, so walk the plank WalkThePlank!



yarr if yer as known Bart fer as many years as I as you'll form the same opinion. I not be saying he be boring but who else would write 300 posts talking bout my wig.

yarr come on Bart where are ye, its been 2 days since yer last wig joke, cutlasses at dawn outside the Red Cow yer blaggard.


BBBAARRRGH...Ye can't even count ye git...it be at least 800 jokes about yer wigs! An ere be anuvver one...

Where does Walktheplank live?

Ans: WIGan...Bwa ha ha ha ha...
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Postby Clifford on Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:37 pm

Ha ha .... sorry man just doesnt shivver me timbers.

How about what do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
What do you call a black sheep with no laegs? A rain cloud
What do you call a yellow wheep with no legs? A sponge.
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Postby black bart on Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:45 pm

Arrrrrr...what does ye call a sheep tied to a lamp post in Wales?

Ans: A leisure centre.
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Tue Nov 20, 2007 4:24 am

Ouch..

Hope there be no Welshmen here, as they may ask me of the sheep's whereabouts...

BAAAAAAA!!!!

I think the silliness of the membership here is a simple enough thing to determine....


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Postby Clifford on Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:43 pm

Haha Black Bart I preferred your last photo - you looked a bit like Ian Hislop in a pirate outfit.
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Postby black bart on Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:07 pm

Arrrrgh...tweren't my fault Big Ron got his meat hook stuck up me nose!
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:30 pm

Yarr! Just who ye calling silly ! Zancou !


I might just ...just ....demote you a thousands posts for that wun!!


Yebee watchin' yer step matey! ,

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Re: Photo

Postby Clifford on Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:58 am

black bart wrote:Arrrrgh...tweren't my fault Big Ron got his meat hook stuck up me nose!


Aye, you do look in agony. Try rubbing some of your fish head stew on it, it should lubricate it enough to get it outta there!
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Postby black bart on Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:48 pm

Arrrrrrr...that be a good bit o speculashun matey...twood work no doubt...however there was that toim when we rubbed Fish Head Stew on the deck ta clean off the blood and gore...we had ta get a new deck!
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:09 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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Re: Query

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Jan 13, 2012 3:44 am

nef yoo snuks en an steels all yer rum caek candeez und uver yummee fings
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Re: Query

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Thu Jan 26, 2012 4:22 am

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I dunt steel nuffin allllllllll munf!
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