concerning sex

[aquaphase]

I believe his Noodleness believes that everyone and everything should feel the embrace of his Noodly Appendages regardless of sexual orientation or physical orientation. That and the flimsy moral standards pretty much leave any pleasure-giving activity a wide bearth for interpretation.

[Father Kraus de Lagunitas]

He doesn't condemn it, but he does mock it.

[slingblade]

The proper sexual position for FSMites and Pastafarians is obviously "on top of spaghetti, all covered in cheese."

No gender has been specified by this holy dictum, therefore, it matters not whether male or female or other is on top, so long as they are covered in cheese, preferably parmesan, although allowances have been made for romano and provolone.

Cheddar is right out. Likewise swiss.

So sayeth the Oracle.
RAmen.

[Sylvie369]

Cheddar is right out. Likewise swiss.

So sayeth the Oracle.
RAmen.

Swiss is "right out"?? Really? The most sexy of all cheeses? :

[slingblade]

(The Oracle considers the holes in swiss cheese, and the long, slender noodlyness of the appendages, and decides.....

Eh, what the hell.)

So sayeth the Oracle!
RAmen.

[Cardinal Queequeg]

Greetings and Salutations!

An excellent question:

Does Flying Spaghetti Monsterism condemn heterosexual intercourse between married, consenting adults in the missionary position?

Why not?

I can't find in my heart to believe that FSM would look down his noodly nose at this, as, after all, he is all about love.

Personally, I think his preferred erotic situation would more resemble the joyous foc'sle of a pirate galley that has just made port after a season of successful high-seas pillaging.

Do any other board members have thoughts?

Cardinal Queequeg

[Sylvie369]

(The Oracle considers the holes in swiss cheese, and the long, slender noodlyness of the appendages, and decides.....

Eh, what the hell.)

So sayeth the Oracle!
RAmen.

RAmen! :P

[Brady]

I could not imagine FSM, who rewards his followers with a stripper factory, as being against sex in any form.

[amenabletopasta]

What be His views on Pastarbation?

[Touched by a Noodle]

What be His views on Pastarbation?

I can only guess, but I think his Noodle would be standing on guard for thee.

[amenabletopasta]

What be His views on Pastarbation?

I can only guess, but I think his Noodle would be standing on guard for thee.

To be 'onest, Oi reckons that all pleasurable forms of canoodling are good in His eyes.

Perraps canoodling that be involving noodley appendages be slightly more sacred. If this be the case, is FSM the first religion to actively encourage man-on-man action (as there'd be more noodley appendages involved)?

[Sylvie369]

If this be the case, is FSM the first religion to actively encourage man-on-man action (as there'd be more noodley appendages involved)?

No, Catholicism beat it to the punch.

[amenabletopasta]

All should take care that their personal predelictions NOT be given the weight of sanctioned Statements of His Noodly Deliciousness, that they are not edited or deleted, capisce?? (Oracle, schmoracle, got it?)

Me last post don't be expressin' a preference (Oi'm one for wenches) so 'opefully Oi'll escape the editin'/deletin' noodle...

[amenabletopasta]

If this be the case, is FSM the first religion to actively encourage man-on-man action (as there'd be more noodley appendages involved)?

No, Catholicism beat it to the punch.

Yo ho ho...

[T]

If this be the case, is FSM the first religion to actively encourage man-on-man action (as there'd be more noodley appendages involved)?

No, Catholicism beat it to the punch.

And, Catholicism got beaten by Ancient Greece.