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Converting woman more difficult?

Postby Lazor » Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:50 am

Wouldn't converting a woman be seemingly impossible once you mention The Stripper Factory? I'm new, and I haven't had much time to delve into this.

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Postby EarthRise » Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:09 am

Not really; girlfriend converted very quickly.

See, the stripper factory cranks out persons to fit one's fantasies, just as the beer volcano belches every alcoholic beverage possible to suite one's tastes. It is heaven, after all.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:03 am

To translate the above...there are also male strippers.
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Postby PantyGnawer » Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:41 am

Don't forget about the robot and android strippers!

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Postby Cryofdragon » Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:09 am

EarthRise wrote:Not really; girlfriend converted very quickly.

See, the stripper factory cranks out persons to fit one's fantasies, just as the beer volcano belches every alcoholic beverage possible to suite one's tastes. It is heaven, after all.


Non-alcoholic beverages as well, for the driver, or for the folks who aren't really that into getting drunk.
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Postby lordpunkmonk » Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:37 pm

I have a question about heaven.... does it have any of the folowing:
1.)a hangover cure that works
2.)anywhere to sleep, for I have only heard of 2 structures and one is a volcano
3.)free cash to get strippers to strip
4.)other places once others get boring like the movies... or the baseball games
5.)music
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Postby Lazor » Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:51 am

If I understand correctly, you can order anything with your stripper. Like a baseball stadium.

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:16 am

lordpunkmonk wrote:I have a question about heaven.... does it have any of the folowing:
1.)a hangover cure that works
2.)anywhere to sleep, for I have only heard of 2 structures and one is a volcano
3.)free cash to get strippers to strip
4.)other places once others get boring like the movies... or the baseball games
5.)music


1: It's heaven. No hangovers.
2: It's heaven. Sleep wherever you want, it's nice and comfortable.
3: It's heaven. They strip for free.
4: It's heaven. The Angels can win the Pennant.
5: It's heaven. Apple has already started marketing the iPod there.
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Re: Converting woman more difficult?

Postby ChowMein » Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:41 pm

Lazor wrote:Wouldn't converting a woman be seemingly impossible once you mention The Stripper Factory? I'm new, and I haven't had much time to delve into this.



Affer a cuppa muntz wid me , da wimmin alwaze be runnin' off convertin' ta sumfin....Dare ye have at it ....juss be a good kook...yar yar yar.....

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Postby St John the Blasphemist » Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:08 am

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:
lordpunkmonk wrote:3.)free cash to get strippers to strip

3: It's heaven. They strip for free.

They'll probably issue some sort of token currency just so you can enjoy the concept of sticking bits of paper/plastic in strippers' undergarments, but it will have no real value apart from entertainment value.

We should try designing it. Like the Chinese have Heaven/Hell banknotes, we could have FSM banknotes, only for use in FSM Heaven strip clubs.

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Postby Darth Zombie » Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:17 am

PirateGuy wrote:Don't forget about the robot and android strippers!


And sheep strippers too! Don't forget the sheep strippers!!!

Yarr! :fsm_yarr:


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Postby eterpage » Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:22 am

well i confused, do they come to u or do u go to them?yar
the strippers i mean,yar
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Postby Hippie Pirate » Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:42 am

Considering that it is a stripper factory, and it is heaven, I would say they go to you. In fact, you don't even have to get off of your ass if you want.

Whatever you want will come to you...hmmm

If you sit there and do nothing they will come.
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Postby ChowMein » Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:59 am

YARR! Matey! Taint Pyraty ! Ye muss hobble affer 'em an ' katch 'em yeseffs !

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Postby Hippie Pirate » Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:01 am

Tis true tat is...Thar be much fun in chasin down a wench...

Course what I be sayin is it taint neccesary fer one ta go to them, if ye wished they can come to ye.
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