I (acording to some) am going to hell

[lordpunkmonk]

I used to be friends with this kid for a while and one day he asked what religion I have (this was just before I was touched by his noodly appendage) I replied "I don't have one I am atheist" he said "oh realy I am mormon" and I thought to myself "oh crap I am so friggin' screwed" as it turns out, I was correct in my prediction that I was screwed for he tried to convert me told me I was going to hell said that I hated him because of his religion (this however was not true) and kept bugging me about it and it eventualy led us to be no longer friends. right now I am trying to figure out wether I should go up to him and say that I had found god and say that he was wright in saying I would be happier with one only to elaborate that I worshiped a flying spaghetti monster please help

[leapofaith97]

You were probably doomed for failure the moment you "Knew you were in trouble". Thats your problem. People will be close minded to those who are close minded.

[lordpunkmonk]

oh yeah
*frowns at his feet realizing that he is in fact a hypocrit

[Hippie Pirate]

Thar still be beer and stripper's in 'ell mate!



(Did anyun tell 'im the beer be stale and the stripper's have VD? Let's not ruin 'is loife 'ey mates...)

[lordpunkmonk]

AWSOME now I dont mind so much
but some of the people there will be real jerks

[Andy]

you'd be hard pushed to find anybody who isn't going to hell according to the bible lol

[Clifford]

you'd be hard pushed to find anybody who isn't going to hell according to the bible lol

True, lol.

As for the guy, leave that fool be unless you want to apprehend him and tell him why you think what he did was wring, but apart from that spread the Noodely word otherwise.

[KamMoore]

Well think about this. Did the millions of people that lived before Jesus go to hell. What happened to those people.

[Tronlet]

Yes, they did. :p

[Clifford]

And now we're forgiven for all sins so why not live it up?

[Cardinal Fang]

Yup - I always use the old Bill Hicks line if some Christian fundie tells me I'm going to hell - "So forgive me".

CF

[sosondowah]

for he tried to convert me told me I was going to hell

i'm not entirely sure if i understand. as i remember it, there virtually is no hell by "the church of jesus christ of latter-day saints"? they have 3 versions of heaven and a small hell that is reserved for turned prophets and satan.

you sure he was a mormon?

[KC Observer]

You should ask him if god told him, through a hat, that you are going to hell.

[Pan]

I used to be friends with this kid for a while and one day he asked what religion I have (this was just before I was touched by his noodly appendage) I replied "I don't have one I am atheist" he said "oh realy I am mormon" and I thought to myself "oh crap I am so friggin' screwed" as it turns out, I was correct in my prediction that I was screwed for he tried to convert me told me I was going to hell said that I hated him because of his religion (this however was not true) and kept bugging me about it and it eventualy led us to be no longer friends. right now I am trying to figure out wether I should go up to him and say that I had found god and say that he was wright in saying I would be happier with one only to elaborate that I worshiped a flying spaghetti monster please help

Aww he was only trying to save your soul... Did you know that mormons have been known to convert the dead.

[Pan]

Well think about this. Did the millions of people that lived before Jesus go to hell. What happened to those people.

God exists outside of time so in theory they could all have been saved by Jesus.