TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)

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TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:35 pm

Since we've already got Pirate Lies, I thought it would be fitting to add this one too.


TPBM was banned from the Admiral Benbow for acting too polite.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby DaveL on Tue Nov 20, 2007 1:22 pm

Yes, although I'm often banned from entering most premises, usless I draw me sword.

TPBM thinks that eating steak, chicken, veal or anything else not maggot related is disgusting.
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Postby black bart on Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:46 pm

Arrrrr...if it aint got Fish Heads in it, I wont touch it.

The Pirate below me is wallowin in the Bilges.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby walktheplank on Tue Nov 20, 2007 7:13 pm

yarr that be your fault Bart as I ad a bad portion of yer stew, in fact there is no such thing as a good portion. Whilst I be busy wallowin TPBM is giving me cabin boy a good time.
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Postby The Black Spot on Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:10 pm

Well, ee still be alive ain't ee?

TPBM won't stop polishin' 'is cannon.
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Postby black bart on Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:14 pm

(I thought ye were goin ta say ye'd sown his arse up!) I loiks a noice shiny barrel.

TPBM is testing his Futtocks.
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Postby The Black Spot on Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:26 pm

Well, a man has to be able to fart comfortably after all.

TPBM likes to know there be a seaman up 'is Crow's Nest.
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Postby black bart on Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:44 pm

Arrrrrrr, the crew of 'The Raging Queen Anne's Revenge' (see above) wouldn't go near the Crows Nest on account it would be too windy for their blouses.

TPBM knows what this rascally scallywag is whisperin in this wench's ear:

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Postby The Black Spot on Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:40 pm

Ee be sayin' "I always suspected ye had bow legs."

TPBM has an even worst wig than that bloke in the photo.
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Postby black bart on Tue Nov 20, 2007 10:02 pm

Your goin to like it...but not alot:

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TPBM is missing his Coxswain
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Postby walktheplank on Tue Nov 20, 2007 11:13 pm

yarr TPBM is not going to post a picture of a third rate magician that no one outside England will have heard of (lucky blaggards) in a feeble attempt to get a laugh and will instead post something witty and intelligent
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Postby tanguerra on Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:15 am

The pirate below me is wonderful handy with a feather duster.
Aaarrrrgggh!

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Postby DaveL on Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:21 am

I didn't know The Aproned Scrubber had turned into a Pirate.

TPBM once featured in Playbilge as a centrefold.
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Postby tanguerra on Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:24 am

Naturally I were referrin' to young Sanchez, Captain Dave.

TPBM has a second-hand peg leg.
Aaarrrrgggh!

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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Wed Nov 21, 2007 6:15 am

Arrrggghhh, but only fer decor, as it were said to 'ave belonged to ze illustrious German pirate Finkelschmendric. I doubt you've heard of 'im. I myself haven't 'eard of 'im... Actually, I do believe I were drunk upon purchase of that particular item...

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