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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:39 pm

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Mein gott, I can't even be managin' an "Arrgh!" nomore, peoples!

What be the deal?
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Re: Recruits

Postby YumeNoEien on Wed Nov 28, 2007 7:21 pm

black bart wrote:Arrrrgh...I think we frightened off the new recruits!

Call out the Press Gang!


It be that aunty pirate! One look at that avatar and i knew i would never be the same again :(

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Postby black bart on Wed Nov 28, 2007 7:55 pm

Arrrrr...don't ye worry matey...Aunty be here ta help with yer nautical type problems...all answered in the strictest confidence loik.
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Postby ChowMein on Thu Nov 29, 2007 6:22 am

Yarr ! Ye scurvee blaggerts all! Wots ye all doin in dis 'ere tred fer da resent mutton ears !! No dessert tonite fer ye lot!!
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:37 pm

Chow ! I've had it up to here (look up me nose) with you ! Anymore of your blatant flaunting and flouting and I'll be sure ye don't rise above Admiral !

Soze... Sod Off... ye git !
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Grand

Postby black bart on Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:58 pm

He's already a Grand Admiral...<shakes head in disbelief>...the Navy aint wot it used ta be.
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:15 am

BART ! ...SOD OFF!
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:56 am

*whine* I wanna be first mate!!!
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Postby Hippie Pirate on Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:21 am

Well unfortunatly fer you, ye can't be the first mate. Seein' as that happened quite a few years ago.


O...ye meant in rankings didn't ye?
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:34 am

Only wit' you, good hippie.

Unfortunately fer youse, that was yer only.
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:38 am

YARR! ARRGH! AHOY ME DEER HARRTIES !!!


Welcome to our loverly little hARRbor ND ,YNE,HP , YARR!


YARR! ..SOD OFF! ( An' brin' ye deer Aunty back a pressy ) ARRRRRRRGH!
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:06 am

Yarr!

@#$%& Wot ye callin' me in 'ere fer ?... Yarr!.....I muss say ..Aunty .. ye be lookin' fetchin' dis nite....yarrrrrr....
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Aunty

Postby black bart on Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:09 pm

Arrrgh...be careful matey, or ye'll ne'r see the seven seas again...if Aunty gets a hold o ye! :?
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Dec 21, 2007 4:44 pm

Yarr, I do agree wit' that. But also if black bart in a drunken stupor duz' 'appen to troy an' grab ye inappropriately.

Ye all know what oi am meanin'.
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Confused

Postby black bart on Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:06 pm

I hopes ye be referrin ta wenches thar matey...I never was confused as 'The Pub Landlord' says.
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