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Do you know what I was told last month?

Postby pumpkinhead on Sun Nov 04, 2007 1:04 am

Me: I worship the FSM, our noodly apendage.
Other person: You better knock that off, or you're going to hell.

I mean can you believe such ignorence?!
I deff. think the word of FSM needs to be spread and accepted more.
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Re: Do you know what I was told last month?

Postby Calena on Sun Nov 04, 2007 5:31 am

pumpkinhead wrote:Me: I worship the FSM, our noodly apendage.
Other person: You better knock that off, or you're going to hell.

I mean can you believe such ignorence?!
I deff. think the word of FSM needs to be spread and accepted more.

Actually I can.
http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=8890&highlight=
http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1b5bd6e3e034d00b4f73
The other person just doesn't want to receive a letter like this one. :D
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Sat Nov 24, 2007 5:13 am

oh my... that was the biggest pile of bs I have ever heard it almost sounds like god is using heaven as a bar and resteraunt I mean book of life=reservation list, angel=bouncer what more do you need
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Postby Hippie Pirate on Sat Nov 24, 2007 5:34 am

I was talking to a guy today, just killing some time. He said, are you a believer?

So I said, OF COURSE! I BELIEVE IN THE FSM!

He got a puzzled look...then said, so there is no afterlife?

OF COURSE THERE IS AN AFTERLIFE, HEAVEN WITH A BEER VOLCANO AND STRIPPER FACTORY!

He once again got a puzzled look and walked away shaking his head...strange...
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Postby Clifford on Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:50 am

He didn't know what you were on about :D
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:51 am

Or maybe he wasn't sure what you were on.
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The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:47 pm

:wink:

Marinara and Meatballs, mate. Marinara and Meatballs.

What could that possibly be slang for, I wonder...

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Postby Moral Minority on Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:50 pm

M&M.

The only drug for me.

LOL------> M&M.
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Postby rocker_pirate_chick on Thu Nov 29, 2007 6:38 am

This chick at my school was trying to get me to go to this 'youth for christ' thing, and she was flinging this paper with the info on it at me, and trying to shove it in my book, then my friend came and said, 'hey leave her alone, she don't belive in that.' and the fist chick looked all astonished and said 'you dont belive in god?' and i said 'i believe in A god.' she goes 'which one' and 'i go FSM BABY!!!!!!'
then i gave her a pamflet and she turned all mad and red.

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Postby ChowMein on Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:45 pm

rocker_pirate wrote:This chick at my school was trying to get me to go to this 'youth for christ' thing, and she was flinging this paper with the info on it at me, and trying to shove it in my book, then my friend came and said, 'hey leave her alone, she don't belive in that.' and the fist chick looked all astonished and said 'you dont belive in god?' and i said 'i believe in A god.' she goes 'which one' and 'i go FSM BABY!!!!!!'
then i gave her a pamflet and she turned all mad and red.

:worship: :fsm:


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